To be concluded..

To be continued…

Subtle Swiftian commentary.

Don’t know what Swiftian means, but w/e, I think we nailed the dude’s commentary style.

Thanks to anybody who linked to us in the last week or so. If you link to us, let us know at curtofranklin@gmaill.com or thechrishaley@gmail.com so we can mutually masturbate.

http://twitter.com/theisb

http://twitter.com/kenlowery

http://twitter.com/BeaucoupKevin

http://twitter.com/atticusjackson1

These people get it.

If I had a magazine about people and made lists about shit I would make a list in that magazine about people who get it and these people would be that list.

Alan Moore refused any involvement with this strip, but Dave Gibbons is all over the press tour.

This is sort of a true story. I have talked to Chris on the phone before and called him an idiot. I have also used google.

So, what happens when you actually type “google, dude just told me girls have special pee place, is he trippin” into google?

First result is an old Ray’s Place advice article from Achewood. It was meant to be.

Second story is some story about Michael Vick’s children. Maybe Vick had to tell his kids about a lady’s pee machinery as part of his prison sentence? I don’t know.

Third is something hosted at Rutgers, and, seriously, fuck Rutgers. Fuck Rutgers.

Fourth is a blog called ‘The Assimilated Negro’. I’m too afraid to look at ‘The Assimilated Negro’ blog because the cold reality might shatter what I’ve dreamed it to be: a blog about a black man experiencing xenophobia and racism aboard a Borg vessel. I think the Zerg from Starcraft could assimilate people, too. Maybe some guy is having problems hailing a Protoss cab and he likes to have a little corner of the internet to vent.

Just remember: despite whatever your stupid brother told you, girls do not pee from their butt.