Let's Be Friends Again

Shane George, Alabama native and friend to Let’s Be Friends Again, checks in with a look at the career of John Byrne.

hello john byrne… are you ready to be…. ANALYSED!!!!!!!!!

SO i got to start with the CLASSIC x-men story john byrne dide with chris claremont. u all know it, pheonix went dark and xavier got up on the alien wit the head that looks like a arrowhead i found in the quarry that jake sinton died in last year, rip jake sinton guess the lesson we learned was u should not try to film ur amatuer rap video around a bunch of old blasting caps.

yeah we are gonna get inside all that but a lil shane g. story here. i walked out to my backyard trunk to get my old issues of xmen and MY X_MEN issues WERE GONE sersouly ms. clauson next door saw me get red hulked up everywhere and threatened to call animal control but i chilled out fast like i learned in LONE WOLF & Cubs, do not let that shit afftec me, i am on the MIFUMADO, road to hell baby, kill buddha if you see him, but i guess i don’t know what he looks like, WHATever,. lots of bare titty in lone wolf and cubs, fyi.

SO, x-comics are gone, and my thinking cap goes ON, elementery, mr. george, time to solve the mystery fof the missing x-emn comics. i read encyclopedia brwn in high school so i guess you could say i am a bit of a sluth, and i imeddiately noticed mudprints on the trunk! FRST CLUe, watson.

who likes mud, i ask myself? u guessed it, its my dog trigun. he likes mud.

sup trigun. “barkity bark bark, shane.”

trigun was also in teh back yard runnin around looking up in thr tree chasing squrirels and he wasnt watching and ran straight into the side of my house like BAM like he was running into station 33 1/3 to catch a train to hogwart school of wizards but i didn’t ever see a dog there in the movies except maybe in the deleted scenes but thats not on vcr so, you dumb, trigun.

NEways i mark trigun off my list. and that’s my whole list so i went to the combination comics and martial arts dojo in town (thye had iron fist in the window at 1st but marvel sued them so they glued kimbo slice’s head on iron fists body) to buy john buyrne comics to analyze but all the john byrne comics they had was an issue of jurassic parks #1 from IDW publishers and i read it and there was NO dinosaurs in it, I REPEAT NO DINOSAURS IN JURASSIc PARKs #! and so heres my JOhn byrne review:

NO DInosaurs, D- would not buy john byrne again. maybe better grade if there was a bare titty in it like lone wolfs and cub, take my advise.

like this but worse

Thanks, Shane. Tune in next week when Shane delivers another dose of Southern charm. – COF