Hey, everybody. Shane George is back with an update for you. Take it away, Alabama Shane.
theres an old saying in abalama….
“dont start none… wont be none….” – bear bryan, 1994
and guess what happened to ur boy shane…
SOMEBODY
SATRTED
SOME
yeah true believers somebody went and picked ua fight with SHANE….
there i was just a walkin down the street.. doing the shane shuffle if u will… when theres my arch enemis espito gomes. with his sister.. who i am in love withbut it is like a west side story thing where if we got 2gether our families would kill each other which like id like to see grandma tryin 2 kill somebody w/ her guilt trip i bet she could do it…[[
NEWAYS
espito told everybody a mosquito bit my wiener one time in high school and i think people still believes it like i am gonna walk around with a mosquito bite for 5+ years that i just not good science epsito….
SO
he yells at me “MOSQUTIO SHANE.. WHERE R U GOING.. TO MOSQUITO DICK SCHOOL??????? LOL” not een funy espito… and his sister didnt laugh she just looked sad, dont worry elana i will save u from him someday, u r a princess and u deserve a man who will dress you in the finest velvets….
SO HERE”S WHAT IM GOIGNT O DO
TRAIN AND DEVLOPR A GROUP OF FIGHTERS>> HANDPICKED BY URS TRULEY… TO FIGHT INJUSTICES AND CORRUPTIONS IN THE SOUTH… ESPECIALL Y ESPITO GOMES>>>
MY INTERNAIONAL TASK FORCE OF THE SOUTH???
SHANE GEORGE….. INCORPORATED>..
useign the ideas of batman i will make the dirty south a place of pease… of ahpiness… of freedom… of lvoe….. of……….. COMICS
ALABAMA:
ME: SHANE GEORGE
intellignece: im the smartest there is at what i do… and what i do is be smart/// im the leader.
stength: 1 time i used the shower and broke the soap dish b/c i was trying to use it to do bathroom parkour… dont kno my own strength u see..
speed: what was that? did u not see me just run past u? b/c i did..
durability; do not kno what this means but i bet i am good at doing it
energy projetion: if i concentrate enough i can make my face turn red… like holding my breath 4 a while.. that is energy projection at its finest.
fightign skills: heh.. come on.. dont even play..
UNIVERSE: AMERICA THE FREE
aliases:
shaney
mosquito dick (do not use this 1 pls)
matchstick moses (4 when i investigwate crimes…)
worthless (thx grandma..)
identity; secret
place of birth: a cave i n norway
citizenship: all places that have ever existed in r mind…..
skills:
1. knoe how to burn a cd..
2.can read maps. 2.
access to gamecube for training simultaions
4. has 100 gmail inviations.
5 shops at karate & comics, can probably do karate b/c of meiosis, not sure yet but reflex will probbly kick in during cmbat
who else should i invite??? kid rock? ludicrous?? tyler perrys? the direcktah?? elvis ghost/ ultimate warrior? oboma?__
help m e out people.. also if u want to apply to SHANE GOERGE INC…. pls leave ur resume in the comments..
2gether.. we will grant lasting ppace..
