Super Show Biz
December 10th, 2013

Super Show Biz

Man, I don’t even know at this point.

I cut them some slack when they were like, “Hey, we’re going to throw Batman into this Superman movie”, but now they’re saying this movie is going to have Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Lex Luthor, Metallo, The Flash, and possibly Martian Manhunter or Doomsday. What movie are you guys trying to make?!

To say nothing of the fact that, unless you have ALL of these characters back again, it seems like it’d be damn near impossible for a third Man of Steel movie to not seem totally empty.

Same deal with this new Spider-Man movie. First it was going to be Electro and maybe The Rhino, but now it’s Electro, Rhino, Green Goblin, Norman Osborne, Harry Osborne, mysterious hat guy, hints of Shocker, Doctor Octopus, the Vulture, Venom, and who knows what else.

I don’t understand these movie people. To me, it’s like, why not spread this stuff out and make the most of each one of these characters so you can make more of these movies instead of trying to cram as much as possible into each one? I mean, I get it from a purely economic standpoint in that they think the more characters we have the more toys we can make/the bigger it seems/the more people will (hopefully) come to see it. I get that. I think it’s a dumb way to try to make a good movie, but I get it.

But then, I guess it’s dumb of me to think that these big superhero movies are made with the intention of making “good movies” and not with the intention of making as much money as possible.

Sigh.

Anyway, so in this comic, Flash got fried with heat vision for trying to proposition Superman for sex, everybody!

Big ups, once again, to Jessica for coloring this!

xo
ch

^ 16 Comments...

  1. NFET

    At least you have your upcoming TV series, Flash.

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  2. IronpatiotISbetter

    no it has been cancelled neet im sorry. it is ok though the hourman show will be 10000000000000000000000000000000000x better

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    Ragz Reply:

    The Flash tv show has not been cancelled. The backdoor pilot in Arrow was cancelled in favor of a traditional pilot for Flash. They liked it so much that they felt he could stand on his own and didn’t need to be snuck in through Arrow.

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    ☆JAGANAR☆ Reply:

    way to kill the joke RAGGY =/

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  3. JJO

    “What movie are you guys trying to make?!”

    The Avengers.

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  4. Drew

    Did Barry bring flowers? Because that is a surprisingly classy move.

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    chrishaley Reply:

    Yes.

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  5. Mrs. Nesbitt of Star Command

    I was surprised X-Men: Days of Future Past wasn’t listed here as an upcoming superhero movie with a ton of characters, but then I remembered ALL the X-Men movies have a ton of characters, as do the comics and cartoons. There’s just a lot of X-Men. Speaking of Days of Future Past, I have no idea what it’s supposed to be about. I just know Kitty Pryde is in it, part of the story takes place in the 1970s, and there’s a lot of alternate-universe/timey-wimey stuff. I kind of hope a lot of the movie is Kitty Pryde in the 70s laughing at everyone’s dumb clothes because the seventies was a very special time, fashion-wise. By special I mean hilarious.

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  6. ZoidTheHumanLovesFlashInAPlatonicAndStraightFashion

    The problem with Flash is that he is so mindnumbingly powerful that he has to be written either very dumb (not ideal for drama), very noob (smallville, yuck!) or very cowardly (not heroic). I think I would like it to focus on the rogues laying their plans – kinda like that episode of JLU, I think it was “Task Force X”. Sometimes they can let Flash appear at the end – like a force of nature. I mean, they have to have some success in crime or else they would have quit long time ago. Most of them are not utterly mad like everybody in Gotham.

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  7. Jack Napier

    Actually, I see it from the angle of trying to make the movies more like a comic book, where a thousand and one characters can appear in a single story. It’s more than likely just a marketing thing and it’s an idea that only worked well for one movie because of other reasons, but I choose to believe that they’re trying to make things as exciting as a comic book.

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  8. Ham

    what’s the joke here? having sex with superman made flash light on fire?

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