His parents are dead.
July 14th, 2012

His parents are dead.

The Olympics are almost upon us once again.

Surely this is one of the comic universe Olympic events.


My thanks to our bro, Joe Hunter, for his assists on the colors for this strip.

I have no idea where Curt is, but hopefully he’ll be back soon.

While you’re waiting, please, please check out this art I’m selling to pay for a new computer before my current one explodes: Link One! Link Two! 

My thanks to you all.



  1. Mittler

    I don’t understand how this is supposed to be funny.


    chrishaley Reply:

    His parents are dead. This is hilarious.


  2. Derek

    The cross-hatching in panel 1 is effing sweet. Also, dead parent jokes make me lol.


  3. SusanC

    Oh the bitterest humor of origin stories. Well done (no pun intended).


  4. Relique

    I wonder what that kid’s super power will be.


  5. Brad Curran

    Wouldn’t Batman be the Russian judge in this situation?


    TC Reply:

    i would think Superman would be the Russian judge in this situation being his parents died in a planet explosion. that’s pretty hard to beat


  6. Joel Priddy

    On that day, lil’ Alebard swore to bring justice to flames everywhere. Thus was born… Extinguisher X!


  7. JoeAconite

    It was the teddy bear: Neil Gaiman
    It was the blanket: David Michelinie
    It was the Pine Tree: Grant Morrison
    It was the Sidewalk: Shel Silverstein


  8. Robert

    My parents just died last weekend and I chuckled at that. Gallows humor does help.


  9. pieman

    That is hilarously wrong


    pieman Reply:

    good job guys haha


  10. M'tt

    Or maybe his parents are Johnny Storm and Frankie Raye and they’re just effing with the kid’s mind.


  11. Kwame

    This was more of the 9 range Superman was just being generous since his parents just died.


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    Wrong, but funny. I feel guilty for laughing, yet I can’t stop.


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