Is this the bottom?
So, there really is a Watchmen toaster. This exists.
Immediately changing the subject: sorry about the lateness of some of the strips the last couple weeks. Chris and I have been working on some other projects and it’s impacted our schedules. Plus Chris contracted some kind of flesh eating virus this week or had a really bad cold or something, I’m not too clear on the details.
With regard to the projects, we’ll tell you about them soon if everything goes according to plan. In the meantime, thanks for reading and constantly refreshing and clicking the ads, mom.
-cof
Like Curt said, I’ve been pretty miserable with “The Crud”, so my apologies on the lateness, but my thanks to Daniel Butler (aka D 2 the B) for helping out in my time of need with the colors on this strip.
If you haven’t already, check out this other thing DB and I worked on together.
And, for heaven’s sake, if you haven’t already, check out Adam WarRock’s new EP based on Akira.

Let’s go over the list of reasons you should want this EP.
1) It’s Adam WarRock
2) It’s about Akira
3) It’s really good
4) It’s only $5
5) It’s less than a dollar per track
6) I sing on the last track!
So there. Go get it!
xo
ch

May 21st, 2012 at 7:13 am
Pure genius! This is the funniest thing I’ve seen regarding this whole “Before Watchmen” brouhaha. Than ks for starting my week with a good laugh.
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May 21st, 2012 at 9:11 am
I think I’ll just have a muffin.
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May 21st, 2012 at 9:55 am
Not nearly enough trips under the “wherein we die” tag. GIVE THE PUBLIC WHAT THEY WANT.
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chrishaley Reply:
May 21st, 2012 at 12:23 pm
Fixed.
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Joel Priddy Reply:
May 21st, 2012 at 6:41 pm
Ahhhh.
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May 21st, 2012 at 11:14 am
I want that cereal with the mustachioed dolphin.
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May 21st, 2012 at 1:08 pm
This is pure fried gold.
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May 21st, 2012 at 2:47 pm
Funny, even though that creature was the thing that messed me up the most when I read Watchmen at 14. I was a sheltered 14 year old. Needless to say, my inner child was in the fetal position for months after reading that book.
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May 21st, 2012 at 3:02 pm
I must say, that is quite a loving recreation of the horrible vagina alien, excellent job.
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May 21st, 2012 at 3:56 pm
Breakfast? Dan, I’m not a Food Network Iron Chef. Do you seriously think I’d explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its nutrition? I made that bagel thirty-five minutes ago.
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May 23rd, 2012 at 1:59 am
oh god that is the funniest strip yet. i can barely see because my eyes are watering from laughing so hard.
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