February 29th, 2012
Casual Tips
Every mugger has an opinion on this, BELIEVE ME.
Also: please do not sue me if you actually get mugged.
Check out our friend Dylan’s post about who’s allowed to be a critic and who’s not.
Also: our friend David Brothers took the time to talk about how cool we are, which is true. David, we also think you are super cool.
Comics internet has been a depressing place this week. Let’s make it better.
-cof
February 29th, 2012 at 7:21 pm
If only young Bruce Wayne had gotten this advice…
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February 29th, 2012 at 7:57 pm
One quibble. A news story is supposed to be OBJECTIVE, not SUBJECTIVE.
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February 29th, 2012 at 10:14 pm
I have posted the inks only version of this strip (which I like better for some reason) in the Forum: http://letsbefriendsagain.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=100&pid=6341#pid6341
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February 29th, 2012 at 10:36 pm
What if I’m working in a gas station or bank or some other place like that, and someone tries to rob me. Do the mugger rules apply or do I need to ask a different question?
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Lightning_Armour Reply:
February 29th, 2012 at 11:09 pm
In that case you’d have to ask if Wolverine is better in the Brown costume or the Yellow one.
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March 2nd, 2012 at 11:04 am
Black looks cooler and he has had non-symbiote versions. Quite like the stealth suit though of recent times.
Other options for this scenario:
You could try who would win in a fight……..My favourite for that option is Wolverine versus Batman…lot of conflicting arguments
Which superhero could hold the most Furbies
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March 2nd, 2012 at 2:12 pm
While it’s VERY DANGEROUS, if you choose to try to disarm an armed assailant, some trainers will tell you to ask them a question first, in an attempt to confuse them and give you a chance to make your move.
So this advice is not entirely without precedent.
Even in a best-case scenario your chance of getting shot if you try to disarm someone is better than if you don’t try, but if you think you might get shot either way, you don’t have much to lose, do you?
Remember, though, I’m just some douche on the internet. Don’t take my word for it.
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March 2nd, 2012 at 2:16 pm
This totally doesn’t work if you’re being mugged by Julie Taymor. Just makes her more pistol-whippy.
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March 5th, 2012 at 2:44 pm
If only Spider-Man had existed when Uncle Ben was mugged so that Ben could have used the superhero who was created by the tragedy about to happen to prevent the tragedy
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