The Inevitable Pre-Alternate Infinity
December 9th, 2011

The Inevitable Pre-Alternate Infinity

Curt and Chris asked Joe and I to fill in for them.

As we face the infinite infinitessence our very universe (not the multiverse as the term universe stands to contain everything including alternate realities) some might find that our lives as humans in our daily grind with all of it’s suffering and mayhem are inherent proof that there is no divine creator – lest the source of the multiverse be some benevolent and yet inherently dastardly plot by a great skygod to say “Look guys, this universe has everyone rich and banging hot people for money, I don’t like you as much or the other realities where this happens.” As such we can find ourselves floating in this impossible sea of alternatives happy to survive with the knowledge that at least we aren’t going to explode suddenly or spontaneously turn into trees.

Of course the entire creation of this comic resulted in the deaths of infinite universe and the births of infinite more and unfortunately the only way to express this ever expanding number would be some symbol which is inherently impossible to express in the terms of human concepts. Infinite worlds mean that you cannot have half of a number. Even attempting to number these worlds would create more causing a task that would drive most to madness.

The other script I wrote had Ultron busting through a wall Kool-Aid man style with dick pills for Hank Pym. (Those from alternate universes can contact me through the current endeavor with Joe Hunter entitled Changeling to send the alternate comic).

Also

TONIGHT! THIS TONIGHT! Chris, Curt and Eugene are at Billiard Bar in wonderful Dallas, TX! 9 P.M! They’ll be entertaining at a live art show along with a bevy of other creatives including the cast of the Variants and SO. MUCH. MORE! Buy Curt a drink, he’ll be your friend.

- Luke the LBFA Intern

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  1. Beebrains

    Very Fantastic Four/hickmanesque! I like it

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  2. JoeAconite

    So there’s an Otternate reality as well.

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    Koltreg Reply:

    More than that – there are infinite otternate realties.

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    JoeAconite Reply:

    Thus began, “Crisis on Otternate Earths” then “Infinite Clamsis”.

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  3. Anonathon

    Fans of this webcomic are known as “Letsbians.” That is all.

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    chrishaley Reply:

    They’re called LBFAns.

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    chrishaley Reply:

    Though “Letsbians” does have a certain ring to it.

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  4. algeya

    Oh man his female version is off screen

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    Koltreg Reply:

    Yes, I wanted it onscreen but that and the other Curts and Chrises to fullfill my deep dark fetishes were cut out.

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