Slender is the Night
October 27th, 2011

Slender is the Night

The horror of our Halloween adventure continues, just as Slender Man continues to loom just behind.

Did you know you that there’s a vodka you can buy that comes in a bottle shaped like an AK 47?

Well, there is. While there is no shame in having never heard of this, it should come as no surprise to you that Curt was not only familiar but knew several black market locations for purchasing it from Russia.

Be sure to meet us back here on Friday for the next spine-tingling chapter in this year’s Halloween shenanigans, and while you’re waiting, why not enjoy this new Halloween mix Dylan and I made for you?

Pleasant screams, kiddies..



  1. lynn

    I imagined Vincent Price saying that last part. I also imagined this to be the same cabin from Evil Dead, and Curt was inside reading the Necronomicon.


  2. Joel Priddy

    Can’t… resist… adorable… new… “Dontate” graphic!


    chrishaley Reply:

    Did you see what happens when you rollover it?


    Chris Rohling Reply:

    Oh, that is the best.


  3. Algeya

    I hope the gun is filled with tequila


  4. jmags

    Like real life, the best LBFAs are about drinking.


  5. MartiniManJoe

    Uhhhh i have the AK of vodka and the Shotgun of tequila….and thats how baller ass gangsta dudes do it!


  6. Markus Seaberry

    Wow, that is an interesting vodka bottle. Also, the donate button is awesome.


  7. JAPONfan

    Also the ak-47 vodka comes with two grenades and 4 glasses. In wooden case. But the quality is shity. There’s better and cheaper fire water out there.


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