Flashy Riding
October 7th, 2011

Flashy Riding

Oh, what’s that, the Flash? You can run as fast as the speed of light?

Heh.. Heh heh…

That’s so… 20th century. The Atom strapped himself to a neutrino in the Hadron collider and just shot into your asshole and out of your mouth before you could say “They call me the”.

In other news: IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!



  1. Justin Peniston

    Nerd question of the day: Is that Ray Palmer or Ryan Choi?


  2. Eddie Joe

    hApPy BiRtHdAy!!


  3. MartiniManJoe

    Hulk no like science jokes Hulk don’t understand


  4. Lightning_Armour

    Wasn’t there some retarded page at some point that actually stated the Flash was moving at like, 13 times the speed of light?


  5. Donald Juengling

    That bit of commentary had me laughing out loud. Happy Birthday, amigo!


  6. Curt's Mom

    Hope you had a good birthday! Love you!


  7. Markus Seaberry

    Nice one. Neutrinos rule!!


  8. pablo

    totally doing a Neutrino-based superhero

    btw- happy B-day


  9. Jim Kakalios

    Well done. Just shared it on Google+.

    So here’s my neutrino joke:

    Bartender yells – “Hey, we don’t serve faster than light neutrinos here!”
    A neutrino walks into a bar.


  10. Jim Kakalios

    And Happy Birthday.


  11. Beebrains

    A neutrino walks into a bar….and just keeps on going.


  12. A.V. Isitor

    Welp, this is NOT true..

    Not anymore!



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