Titmouseman
July 13th, 2011

Titmouseman

Awful fortunate that it was a cool flying animal that crashed into Bruce’s study that night instead of some tiny bird or maybe even just a rock kicked up by Toyota pickup.

J’ACCUSE BATMAN.

-cof

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  1. thomas

    Alfred’s mustache looks molestery.

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    chrishaley Reply:

    I think you’re just trying to throw suspicion away from your own mustache.

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  2. Andrew

    Psh… the GOOD kind of molestery… (crickets chirping)

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  3. MartiniManJoe

    I mean is there any other kind of molestery

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  4. josh

    whatever, you internet fiends and n’erdowells can’t recognize a true English gentleman.

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  5. M'tt

    I would defs read Titmouseman.

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  6. josh

    would his gritty 90s remake be Titsman?

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    creek wolf Reply:

    well either that or mouseman which may be the lesser of 2 creepy things? also does titsman use man boobs to puke his foes into turning them selves in?

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  7. JoJo

    And thus the career of the tufted titan begins.

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  8. jason

    i have to admit i was hoping to see bruce wayne with a giant rack but this is totally just as funny. and alfred does not look molestery…he looks like a chrome domed john waters.

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  9. thomas

    Johns Waters’ mustache totally looks molestery. But he makes that shit WORK.

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  10. Jon Morris

    I love that Alfred’s using a magnifying glass to look at a perfectly normal-sized bird…it’s killin’ me …

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  11. o0o

    first hitler ruins the toothbrush-stache, then the molesters ruin the pencil-stache… the handlebar is about all we’ve got left!

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  12. Heiru

    This comic reminds me of this similar other thing:
    http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y10/Heiru/callen01.jpg

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  13. MartiniManJoe

    There was a comic somewhere that explored this thought and I can’t for the life of me remember where it came from

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    Allegretto Reply:

    Grant Morrison already did it, in Batman: Last Rites, a follow up to Batman RIP.
    Pretty friggin awesome comic, if i do say so myself.

    This strip was funny though.

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  14. BeeBrains

    Titmouse and Robin, I’d read it.

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  15. AdamYJ

    Titmouseman might get readers (at least straight male readers 13 and up) just by having “tit” in the title.

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