Clever Girl
July 11th, 2011

Clever Girl

It was tempting to turn this into an editorial cartoon. Uncle Sam creeping through the jungle, believing his Palin prey is in sight only to be ambushed from the side by a feral Michele Bachmann. It’s just funnier with Muldoon.

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-cof

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  1. Hunter Camp

    I am so happy you guys did this.

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  2. Bry

    This is perfect.

    (And come on, everything’s better with Muldoon.)

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  3. JonHex

    In college, any time my roommate was right about something I said, “Clever girl” in a Muldoon voice. He was pissed every time.

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  4. Jordjevic

    Curt, Chris, I’m gonna compliment you right now before all the guys come in calling you “the cartoonist”, demanding you write twelve paragraphs about why, exactly, you have any right to compare Michele Bachmann to a dinosaur.

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  5. Miguel

    Muldoon!!!!!!!

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  6. sloppyquickdraw

    I judge time by Jurassic Park. That’s how much that movie means to me. It was 1993. I know how old I was. I know exactly I was doing and I had all of the action figures. @Miguel: in the book, he survives. Much better that way.

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  7. Atticus

    That’s good, I always pretended he survived anyway…or at least was bitten and then turned into a Velociraptor with a shotgun

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  8. Euge

    Love it when you guys flex your socio-political side. Comics needs more of this. Fuckin’ awesome.

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  9. Uncl3Fac3

    The diversity of subject matter these comics touch on is very welcomed and rarely predictable

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  10. TheWickedWorm

    FTW

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  11. SexyBlackPat!

    LOL, kick ass guys

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  12. Charlotte

    I use many words to describe Michelle Bachman, but “clever” definitely isn’t one of them. “Banshee” and “whackadoodle” come to mind, though.

    Also, how did you guys know that I’ve been thinking about both Jurassic Park and scary Republicans all day? Mind readers, I swear.

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  13. Martin

    Have you guys ever read the Jurassic Park book, out of curiosity?

    Muldoon not only survives, he is actually an incredible badass who fights dinosaurs while drunk, nearly endangers the women characters several times because of it, and is pretty much the second-most-important hero next to Alan Grant. Or maybe even more than Alan Grant.

    I am seriously not kidding. He is awesome in the book.

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    chrishaley Reply:

    I read the book at summer camp the year the movie came out. I loved the movie so much I wanted more of that world. I don’t remember much about it though other than the kids’ ages were switched and I think Malcolm and Hammond both die, right?

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    chrishaley Reply:

    Oh, and cursing! There was more cursing.

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  14. M'tt

    This sums up my thoughts on Bachmann disturbingly well.

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  15. The Real Derek

    Now draw a comic where they leap upon and eviscerate a giant Newt Gingrich. I will give you monies for this.

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  16. o0o

    her mate runs a clinic for “recovering” man-eaters.

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    Curt Reply:

    +1

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  17. Markus Seaberry

    Good stuff. Bachman looks like she’s about to chow down.

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  18. kalyarn

    Awesome awesome.

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  19. Cyttorak

    Cheap, crass, tasteless.

    But at least you can have a circle-jerk of those who share your political views calling it brilliant, right?

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    Curt Reply:

    8==D ~~~

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  20. MW

    I love commenters who have their heads so far up their ass politically they can’t even appreciate a funny cartoon just because their prescribed heroes are in it.

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  22. Frodo Baggins

    HAHAHAHA That’s genius. Best thing I’ve seen all day.

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