Mylar Stench
June 20th, 2011

Mylar Stench

The destruction of an entire line of books, the Moon and Stars of a young fan’s life, leads to the awakening of something greater, something more powerful that has not been seen in this world in an age.

Curt will cross the Narrow Sea on the backs of the insane Batman: Odyssey, and it is this book that will devour the usurpers at Marvel whole.

It helps to have seen Sunday night’s season of finale of Game of Thrones before you’ve read this, but I’m not going to pretend like everyone has or even that everyone eventually will. It’s enough to know that it would be super fucked up and sort of hilarious if a comics fan embraced the self-inflicted apocalypse that DC is undertaking and came out the other side with nothing but Neal Adams’ paean to bat-madness to show for it.

-cof

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  1. Pj Perez

    Why am I not surprised Curt wrote a scene that forced Chris to draw him nekkid?

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  2. lynn

    Everyone keeps telling me to see that. Now I will for sure just to understand the reference. These are the kind of things that motivate me. Also, nice naked curt. I like seeing people angry when naked.

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  3. Joe

    Lets Be Fanservice Again…?

    It just occurred to me that Odyssey is basically this year’s Whitening Gyro. It’s basically Charlie Sheen in a Batman suit.

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  4. Joe

    Basically.

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  5. chrishaley

    Basically.

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  6. Menemeth

    And just when I had thought I had seen it all. Great stuff keep it up.

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  7. Markus Seaberry

    Wow. Interesting. I will try to give “New DC” a chance, but I will miss Secret Six.

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  8. Brian

    I thought Curt’s nipples were much, much larger than that. And where is his dolphin tattoo?

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  9. Jason

    I LOL’ed.

    “Stupid dragons of censorship…”

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  10. tank

    Epic.

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  11. Curt

    chris, what happened to the fourth panel penis closeup?

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  12. lynn

    @curt – is that that fourth panel where we get to see the dolphin tat?

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  13. Amy

    Since Chris was revealed as an otter some time ago http://bit.ly/flne3F I’m glad you finally established Curt as a twink.

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  14. sloppyquickdraw

    I did the same thing when the new Indiana Jones came out. I awoke in the burn ward, scream-crying.

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  15. JoJo

    I bet you could get a lot for that particular copy of Batman: Odyssey on eBay now. (Yeah, I mean the one he’s sitting on.)

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  16. George

    “It is as if the reader just had a one night stand with Bruce Wayne and wakes up to him telling a story on a monthly basis. 12 issues, 12 Sexy Nights with Bruce.” – I lol’d

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  17. VictorWard

    I am all sorts of giggling right now.

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  18. Copier

    We keep your page. Watch it offline again soon. Very interesting article.

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  19. Copier

    I thought Curt’s nipples were much, much larger than that. And where is his dolphin tattoo?

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  20. Frodo Baggins

    Hahaha awesome

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