Archive for May 17th, 2011

Shane, Inc.

Tuesday, May 17th, 2011

Hey, everybody. Shane George is back with an update for you. Take it away, Alabama Shane.

theres an old saying in abalama….

“dont start none… wont be none….” – bear bryan, 1994

and guess what happened to ur boy shane…

SOMEBODY

SATRTED

SOME

yeah true believers somebody went and picked ua fight with SHANE….

there i was just a walkin down the street.. doing the shane shuffle if u will… when theres my arch enemis espito gomes. with his sister.. who i am in love withbut it is like a west side story thing where if we got 2gether our families would kill each other which like id like to see grandma tryin 2 kill somebody w/ her guilt trip i bet she could do it…[[

NEWAYS

espito told everybody a mosquito bit my wiener one time in high school and i think people still believes it like i am gonna walk around with a mosquito bite for 5+ years that i just not good science epsito….

SO

he yells at me “MOSQUTIO SHANE.. WHERE R U GOING.. TO MOSQUITO DICK SCHOOL??????? LOL” not een funy espito… and his sister didnt laugh she just looked sad, dont worry elana i will save u from him someday, u r a princess and u deserve a man who will dress you in the finest velvets….

SO HERE”S WHAT IM GOIGNT O DO

TRAIN AND DEVLOPR A GROUP OF FIGHTERS>> HANDPICKED BY URS TRULEY… TO FIGHT INJUSTICES AND CORRUPTIONS IN THE SOUTH… ESPECIALL Y ESPITO GOMES>>>

MY INTERNAIONAL TASK FORCE OF THE SOUTH???

SHANE GEORGE….. INCORPORATED>..

useign the ideas of batman i will make the dirty south a place of pease… of ahpiness… of freedom… of lvoe….. of……….. COMICS

ALABAMA:

ME: SHANE GEORGE

intellignece: im the smartest there is at what i do… and what i do is be smart/// im the leader.
stength: 1 time i used the shower and broke the soap dish b/c i was trying to use it to do bathroom parkour… dont kno my own strength u see..
speed: what was that? did u not see me just run past u? b/c i did..
durability; do not kno what this means but i bet i am good at doing it
energy projetion: if i concentrate enough i can make my face turn red… like holding my breath 4 a while.. that is energy projection at its finest.
fightign skills: heh.. come on.. dont even play..

UNIVERSE: AMERICA THE FREE

aliases:
shaney
mosquito dick (do not use this 1 pls)
matchstick moses (4 when i investigwate crimes…)
worthless (thx grandma..)

identity; secret

place of birth: a cave i n norway

citizenship: all places that have ever existed in r mind…..

skills:
1. knoe how to burn a cd..
2.can read maps. 2.
access to gamecube for training simultaions
4. has 100 gmail inviations.
5 shops at karate & comics, can probably do karate b/c of meiosis, not sure yet but reflex will probbly kick in during cmbat

who else should i invite??? kid rock? ludicrous?? tyler perrys? the direcktah?? elvis ghost/ ultimate warrior? oboma?__

help m e out people.. also if u want to apply to SHANE GOERGE INC…. pls leave ur resume in the comments..

2gether.. we will grant lasting ppace..