May 9th, 2011
Happy Mother’s Da-Ohh…
It’s gotta be tough to be a super-hero relation. Their lives are constantly defined by the dramatic events surrounding them and that usually means the fam is in the crosshairs.
So, kiss your mom if you got her, and keep all those crime fighters in your thoughts. They got it rough sometimes.
May 9th, 2011 at 6:11 pm
Why is Superman sad? Superman still has Martha Kent to celebrate Mother’s Day with doesn’t he?
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May 9th, 2011 at 6:14 pm
MOM-EL GOT BLOWN UP
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May 9th, 2011 at 6:15 pm
Father’s Day probably really sucks then lol
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May 9th, 2011 at 6:28 pm
Yeah, Superman should only be half-sad. Also: Why are you guys a day late on the Mother’s Day train? Also: What, did Kyle’s mom get stuffed into a fridge or something?
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May 9th, 2011 at 6:40 pm
They don’t do comics on Sundays, yo. Also three of Superman’s parents are dead so I say he should be 1.5x as sad.
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May 9th, 2011 at 6:45 pm
In Modern Continuity Martha is still around. So Modern Superman has only one parent still around. Sucks for all the other Supermen though
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May 9th, 2011 at 6:47 pm
That juice box makes Martian Manhunter even more adorable.
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May 9th, 2011 at 6:49 pm
April there is nothing sad about juice boxes!!!!!!!!….this one made me giggle guys
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May 9th, 2011 at 8:49 pm
The juicebox is half empty. Oh…and it’s full of sad juice.
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May 9th, 2011 at 9:51 pm
Ma Kent is the only living parent of the big 7 right now. Barry, Hal, Bruce, Diana, John, and Arthur, none of them have a mom or dad that’s alive
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May 9th, 2011 at 10:20 pm
I love that the flash can have a good time anywhere. The rest of them are just party poopers is all.
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May 9th, 2011 at 11:38 pm
Kyle’s Mom was stuffed into an Oven by the same guy who stuffed her into a refrigerator. But that was retconned into being a fakeout, and she was OK.
…So Geoff Johns killed her with a plague virus wearing a Sinestro Corp ring, to demonstrate how serious a threat it really was.
I wish I was kidding.
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May 9th, 2011 at 11:57 pm
The saddest part is that Mary West is kind of a bitch. All the others were perfectly nice ladies, I’m sure.
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May 10th, 2011 at 1:16 am
That can’t be the Barry Allen Flash. Barry’s mother was killed by Professor Zoom who then framed his father for the murder.
…Man I need to get out of the house.
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May 10th, 2011 at 7:46 am
people don’t dance while shaking their index fingers enough. let’s bring that back. i’ll start the craze here in asia.
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May 10th, 2011 at 7:55 am
Oh, god, Wally’s mom was a raging dillhole. She criticized his choice of girlfriends. Was generally super-unpleasant. Plus, she lost all of the money he won in the lottery in the stock market. Yeah, seriously. All while living with him in his mansion. And she was awful to him while he was growing up.
Later on, she became an international spy and they kind of made up.
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May 10th, 2011 at 9:48 am
superman is totally sad because he is a huge pussy. batman looks more annoyed than sad as he is usually the most brooding emo of the superfriends and doesn’t appreciate being out emo’d. the party hat on the one bat ear is brilliant.
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May 10th, 2011 at 11:56 am
Things that make me happy;
Martian Manhunter in LBFA (or anything really)
LBFA JLA “Big 7″ means Kyle and Wally, not Hal and Barry
Juice boxes
Bat-Party hats
Thank you.
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May 10th, 2011 at 12:03 pm
This is beyond adorable.
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May 10th, 2011 at 12:51 pm
The saddest part of this is I was going “but Barry Allen’s mother was murdered when he was 12! That is a major plot point in the current Flash story and in Flashpoint!” Took me a few minutes to realize the Flash here is Wally West. DOH!!
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May 10th, 2011 at 2:21 pm
This comic is equal parts tragic/awesome. Wally’s getting down and getting funky.
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May 10th, 2011 at 10:55 pm
Is MM drinking a juice box? Or Arm & Hammer? You decide.
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May 11th, 2011 at 8:52 am
it an arm and hammer juice box. the sugar rots your teeth while the baking soda whitens them.
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May 11th, 2011 at 5:49 pm
All the other dudes are contemplating a Mary gang bang later, you know.
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May 26th, 2011 at 4:32 pm
Should have included some Marvel guys as well, that’s origin-cliche that reaches in all directions.
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July 31st, 2011 at 3:42 pm
I keep forgetting there are two Flashes now, I was honestly confused as to how Barry was dancing with his mom.
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