Let's Be Friends Again

Hey, everybody. Shane George, our friend from an adjacent state, checking in to let everyone know he’s okay and he’s undaunted by the bad weather we’ve been experiencing here. Take it away, Shane.

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hey all…. shane george here…

u may have heard about all the tornados in the AL and its true.. thins r bad here. u should donate to the big red cross if u got a dollar in ur front pocket. its like apokalips in some parts around here. war engines spilling out of the earth u kno, i think my neighbor is granma goodness and i saw darkside tryin to canoe through a football field.

but, u kno the best thing about alabama…. and the best thing about ur old shaney….we take a lickin….

and keep

on

READDINNNNNNNNNNNNNN COMICSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

i KNO I left yall hangin last time on JLAs meets lord of the rings BUT…. ITS FOR GOOD REASONS…>

picture this…

ur boy shane….

sittin in the mobile home library, just tippity tap tappin away on the keyboard like it aint no thing, all “gandalf morder elf elf dwarfity dwarf” when I HEAR RUSTLING OUTSIDE and usually it is just espito gomes tryin ti spraypaint the side of the trailer b/c he said he is going to be alabama’s BANSKY which thats’ a different story about my mixup with him BUT

IT

WAS

A RED TORNADOe>>>>>>

at first i was like “cool it is crimson like bama roll tide yall” and then i wass liek “noooo its like the android that made it with scarlet iwtch and had invisible babies ” and then “shane u dumb red tornado was with the JLAs and was both a fat lady with a pot on her head and a android so mybe they had the invisible babies together?” and then “o dang tornadoe”

so shane made like the flash and ran really fast outta there even tho the librarirn was ducked under her desk lke that was gonna help evn tho she weighs liek maybe 500 LBs so good luck tryin to pick that trailer up ole tornadoe face hee hee….

sorry suprman says never make fun of peoples weights they probably cannot control it b/c their metabolism is not like mine (which is like wolverines btw… if i get cut on a nail it heals in maybe two HRs, guess it is my spartan blood…. I WILL FIGHT IN THE SHADE>>> – john elway, 2004]

so shane rode his batbike home… grandma rolled up in the carpet like a burrito like that is gonna save her… [wtf granma[

and what did i do…

tornadoes all around me..

trigun at my side, my bset friend, my loyal steed….

no electricities… just shane and the elements…. facin off… man vs envrieomnent…

comics…

always comics, my friends…

semper comics… – shane’s marine unit, 2011….

come get some tornadoes…. if i die…. put this on my tombstones…

HERE LIEs
SHANE GORGE
HES READIN COMICS
IN HEAVEN
FEED MY DOG
PEACE…….

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Words to live by, Shane. See you soon!

-COF

Hey, everybody. Shane George is back with an update for you. Take it away, Alabama Shane.

theres an old saying in abalama….

“dont start none… wont be none….” – bear bryan, 1994

and guess what happened to ur boy shane…

SOMEBODY

SATRTED

SOME

yeah true believers somebody went and picked ua fight with SHANE….

there i was just a walkin down the street.. doing the shane shuffle if u will… when theres my arch enemis espito gomes. with his sister.. who i am in love withbut it is like a west side story thing where if we got 2gether our families would kill each other which like id like to see grandma tryin 2 kill somebody w/ her guilt trip i bet she could do it…[[

NEWAYS

espito told everybody a mosquito bit my wiener one time in high school and i think people still believes it like i am gonna walk around with a mosquito bite for 5+ years that i just not good science epsito….

SO

he yells at me “MOSQUTIO SHANE.. WHERE R U GOING.. TO MOSQUITO DICK SCHOOL??????? LOL” not een funy espito… and his sister didnt laugh she just looked sad, dont worry elana i will save u from him someday, u r a princess and u deserve a man who will dress you in the finest velvets….

SO HERE”S WHAT IM GOIGNT O DO

TRAIN AND DEVLOPR A GROUP OF FIGHTERS>> HANDPICKED BY URS TRULEY… TO FIGHT INJUSTICES AND CORRUPTIONS IN THE SOUTH… ESPECIALL Y ESPITO GOMES>>>

MY INTERNAIONAL TASK FORCE OF THE SOUTH???

SHANE GEORGE….. INCORPORATED>..

useign the ideas of batman i will make the dirty south a place of pease… of ahpiness… of freedom… of lvoe….. of……….. COMICS

ALABAMA:

ME: SHANE GEORGE

intellignece: im the smartest there is at what i do… and what i do is be smart/// im the leader.
stength: 1 time i used the shower and broke the soap dish b/c i was trying to use it to do bathroom parkour… dont kno my own strength u see..
speed: what was that? did u not see me just run past u? b/c i did..
durability; do not kno what this means but i bet i am good at doing it
energy projetion: if i concentrate enough i can make my face turn red… like holding my breath 4 a while.. that is energy projection at its finest.
fightign skills: heh.. come on.. dont even play..

UNIVERSE: AMERICA THE FREE

aliases:
shaney
mosquito dick (do not use this 1 pls)
matchstick moses (4 when i investigwate crimes…)
worthless (thx grandma..)

identity; secret

place of birth: a cave i n norway

citizenship: all places that have ever existed in r mind…..

skills:
1. knoe how to burn a cd..
2.can read maps. 2.
access to gamecube for training simultaions
4. has 100 gmail inviations.
5 shops at karate & comics, can probably do karate b/c of meiosis, not sure yet but reflex will probbly kick in during cmbat

who else should i invite??? kid rock? ludicrous?? tyler perrys? the direcktah?? elvis ghost/ ultimate warrior? oboma?__

help m e out people.. also if u want to apply to SHANE GOERGE INC…. pls leave ur resume in the comments..

2gether.. we will grant lasting ppace..