Q&A ft. Shane George
Wednesday, April 6th, 2011Sorry this a day late. Shane got it to me yesterday but other demands got in the way. I apologize for depriving you of Shane George. Without further ado.
GOOOOOOOOOD MORNING VIETSHANE BELIVERS!!!!
SO I ASKED u for question… and you ANSWRED! with questions
and if u want to kno, yes i am feeling better. the doctor says I have to use a shampoo all over my body for a month or something and i should be okay. it’s kind of kewl, the shampoo sort of burns but its like a tickle burn hehe…
OK ON TO UR QUESTIONS LETS DO THIS~
Q: Is there any manga you can recommend me, besides Naruto? from Din
are u kidding there is a wide world of mangas. Its like colors of the rainbows with how many mangas there is. like DEATH NOTES, about this lil boy hwo finds a notebooks and writes inside it tell peoeple’s when they are going to die like if i wrote inside it “SHANE GEORGE – 11 AMss, DIE FROM TOO MUCH CAKE” then sure enough at 11 ams somehow i would die from cake eating. even if i am not eating cake, cake will somehow make me eat it like i dont know maybe cake will grow legs and jump into my mouth and im like “nooo cake i love u” but cake says “sorry shane u must die for secret cake reason” u kno how it is
also there si DRAGONBALLS but u kno i could do a whole column on that…..
What do you think about Batman Inc?
i have not read it. comics & karate does not carry grant morrisons batmans b/c they say there is muslims in it which it’s like OK dont uknow that we are all born from muslims once like i learned we are all from africa so come on comics & karate get with it WE R ALL BROTHERS UNDERNEATH OUR SKISN WOULD U DENY MUSLIMS COMIC BOOK??? NO IMAGINE 9?11 IF THE TERRORISTS HAD ALL STAR SUPERMANS THEY D BE LIKE “OMG superman is right we r all good y do i want to hurt a building” and then they weould put masks on and fight crimes maybe u never kno, the greatest among us are borne of tragedy – kurt cobain said that i think
bidoof
Do you want to do any cosplay like the ones you saw in the convention?
u know if i was going to csplay it would maybe be as gambit but what the heck is that on his head?? like a boxing helmet or something y do u need that gambit r u going to box apocalypse or something just hit him with your donatello staff
Did you watch Heroes?
no is that like dancing with the stars
What kind of music do you like?
OH BUDDY, shane george likes to think of himself oas a music renasisanece man if u will. i like hip hops, old music, country songs (good ones), musicals, yes even ole shane likes musicals. SINGING IN THE RAIN is maybe my favorite movie b/c its like the only cassette my grandma had growin up so i had to warch it like a thousand times. that and the ray stevens music video…
ITS ME AGAIN MARGARET
HOLY CRAP I JUST LOLED~
Sweet Home Alabama?
o now u r being racist against alabamians like we all like this song… do we all look alike to u mr. din?? where r u from? would u ask a californian if they like “california love”??? even though they should b/c that song is good. would you ask a lion if it likes all the lion king songs?? NO B/C THAT IS RACIST GET THIS RACIST CRAP OFF MY BLOGS…..
bidoof
Q by Victor Von Boom:
Hey man. I wanna ask who’s the coolest superhero of all time. Is it Spawn or Cable?
neither r u on meth b/c that sounds like some meth talk. let me see ur gums victor von boom… i will tell u why they both are terrible.
SPANW: chains everywhere. give me a break u r going to fight crime with chains all up on u like your jacob marley NO although the little clown guy was scary b/c he reminded me of this hispanic dude down the street who also dressed like a fat clown and would just drink beers like the giant kind of beers not regular beers and he would always ask girls walking past his house if they wanted to see a card trick but he never had any cards
CABLE: like i have to explain this to u
Q by English Graeme:
Who is your favourite, out of Curt, and Chris?
shane don’t pick favorites but if shane did it would be BOTH. see how i trick u there. i will tell u one fact about each i like.
CURT: has a car.
CHRIS: has tattooes of superman but he has never been in prison.
those r probablu teh best qualities of each man.
bidoof
If you could have one super power, what would it be?
IF I HAD 1 superpower it would be to pla football really good b/c i want to play for THE ALABAMA CRMSON TIDE BABY and i would be the quarterback 4ever, like the NCAA would make a rule that shane george would be quarterback for alabama for the rest of the world until sun death or something u know.
SHANE DROPS BACK…. HE FIRES THE BALL DOWN FIELD AT LIKE A THOUSAND MILES AN HOUR…. OH MY GOSH THE BLL WENT THROUGH THAT ONE GUYS HED AND KILLED HIM BUT ITS STILL A TOUCHDOWN>>> AND SHANE NOW TOUCHD THE DEAD GUY AND BROUGHT HIM BACK TO LIFE OMG SHANES NEW RECORD 500-1 (i lose a game against a reatrded guy to make him feel good)
Will you ever get your own website, can you do cartoons like the LBFA guys?
its’ illegal in alabama to own a websit according to my cousin beanie so no shane george is an upright citizen
Which one out of all the 3 million is your favourite Pokemon?
bidoof appeared to me in my dreams when i fell off the school shooting range roof and he said i would be ok like over and over like “u will be ok shane, i am bidoof, i am bidoof, i amd bidoof, u will live 4ever, i will take care of u”
bidoof is my guardian angle u could say
bidoof
How many questions am I allowed, is this too many?
if u ask one more question i will write ur name in the DEATH NOTES
Do I care?
THATS IT BUDDY
ENGLISH GRAME – TOMORROW 11 PM – DIE FROM SPACE NEEDLE FALLING OUT OF SKY INTO UR HEAD
Q by kay west:
hey, i was looking through your website and i noticed you guys suck at both writing AND drawing. Impressive.
where is the question here… and i bought all ur albums mr west so this is not cool bro…
Q by MartiniManJoe:
hey shane i was wondering how you meet chris and curt and who is your biggest role model?
I met them at a CVS in alabama and my biggest role model is roll from mega man LOL do u see the joke there…
Q by Dylan:
Have you played ever Dungeons & Dragons? Some buddies of mine are starting up a game (we’ve played other RPGs, but not full-on D&D) and I was wondering if you had any pointers.
NO I Have not ever played dgeons and dragons but im glad u asked this question b/c i want to. where do u live dyaln and can i be a cyclopes… always wanted to be a cyclops bcause of the possibilities like people would say “U can only see out of 1 eye u freak!” and i would say “i may only see out of one eye, but i see into ur heart, and i see EVIL there” and then i would cut out that man’s heart and he’s the worst wizard in the world and i have won b/c i saved everyone who judged me because of my one eye but now they all cut out there eyes too because i am soo cool.
also my pointers are do not sacrifice children to ur game just use chickens or something. roll a dice to see if the chicken is sacrificed.. you win, chicken is ded u get one experience point because its just a freaking ckicken
Also, who is the hottest superhero?
the human torch i guess IDK
bidoof
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Thanks for the questions, everyone! We’ll be back next week with more from our pal Shane.
-COF
