May 4th, 2010
Mogo gets a boner
That’s why he doesn’t socialize.
I wonder if, when Alan Moore created Mogo back in the forties or whenever, he ever envisioned two idiots would someday imply that the planet Lantern could get an erection.
Look at us. Look at what we’ve become. Mogo gets a boner.
Mogo gets a boner.
May 4th, 2010 at 12:52 am
Me, I’ve always associated Mogo with boners.
May 4th, 2010 at 12:57 am
is it just me, or she kind of a buttaface?
May 4th, 2010 at 8:24 am
That, sirs, is a penis joke of seismic proportions.
May 4th, 2010 at 8:33 am
Well, if Mogo can line up all the trees to on its his surface to form the GL logo, I’m sure he can move mountains and/or geysers for the purposes of procreation.
Kinda gives a new meaning to rock hard, am I right?
….I’ll show myself out.
May 4th, 2010 at 8:36 am
It should come as no surprise that Larfleeze wants to hit that.
May 4th, 2010 at 8:52 am
No other superhero boner-control in space, I guess.
May 4th, 2010 at 9:01 am
I like how hal looks slightly pissed off that she would even ask such a stupid question. Nice way to sneak misogyny in there Chris.
May 4th, 2010 at 9:56 am
Wow. Wrong, but humorous again. U guys rock.
May 4th, 2010 at 10:06 am
Is it just me, or does Green Lantern look kind of like Conan O’Brien?
May 4th, 2010 at 10:16 am
Anyone else notice how fitting the current ad is?
May 4th, 2010 at 10:23 am
Love how the colors pop on this one.
But, um, GUYS: “bi-weekly?” That would mean you update only once every two weeks.
May 4th, 2010 at 10:31 am
Haha! No thanks, I’ll take the zero. TeeHee! He said boner.
May 4th, 2010 at 10:38 am
Love it. And don’t listen to Lynn, WW is not a “buttaface.”
May 4th, 2010 at 11:48 am
Not sure which is more disturbing…Mogo with a boner or Larfleeze. ‘Cuz doesn’t Larfleeze want what everybody else has…?
May 4th, 2010 at 12:09 pm
Money. I wonder if Hal has to do that when WW is in her regular outfit?
May 4th, 2010 at 12:13 pm
Lynn – Damn, Lynn! I’m trying my best!
Derek – Yeahhhh
Cody – I appreciate the mental effort you put into imagining that.
LoyalV – Do not Google image search Larfleeze with safe search off.
Caryn – I’ve always thought Hal and Conan kinda have the same hair (except for the color).
April – I hate that the ad changes so frequently. I wish that one ad could always be the one you see when you look at this comic.
PJ – Look it up. http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/biweekly
Mathematicscore – Thanks for having my back.
AirDave – I’m scared to know where you’re going with that train of thought.
May 4th, 2010 at 1:11 pm
woulda be nice to see a white lantern pic here
May 4th, 2010 at 1:39 pm
Chris – Sorry, but you’ll notice that “dictionary” definition has two contradicting definitions — like looking up “hot” and it being defined as both “significantly heated” and “unbearably cold” — makes no sense. In COMMON USAGE, “bi-weekly” is every two weeks. “Semi-weekly” is twice a week. It comes down to the word roots, even:
http://grammar.quickanddirtytips.com/biweekly-versus-semiweekly.aspx
Take it from someone who’s worked in publishing at weekly, semi-weekly and monthly publications: No one refers to “twice a week” as bi-weekly. Just trying to help alleviate confusion for those expecting more or less bang for their lack of buck.
May 4th, 2010 at 1:41 pm
I guess when I said “no one,” I should have qualified that as “no one outside of the same people who put apostrophes before ‘s’ to pluralize words.”
I JUST WANT YOU GUYS TO BE THE BEST EVER.
May 4th, 2010 at 3:07 pm
We can not repel a penis of that magnitude!
May 4th, 2010 at 3:29 pm
Well Chris, it all started with me wondering how a planet could get a boner. I then surmized that, since Mogo can manipulate the tree on his crust, he should be able to do the same with rock formations. All to create, as Derek wrote, a boner of seismic proportions.
But how would Mogo “finish,” as it were. Why, geysers of course! I pictured Old Faithful erupting out of the ground at Yellowstone, tossing astounding amounts of water and steam into the air. Thrusting superheated air and hot, sticky mud at the same time into the atmosphere. Impregnating the oxygen with its potency.
And great…I’m now gay for planets that can have boners. And maybe Old Faithful. Looks like a trip to Wyoming is in order.
May 4th, 2010 at 4:02 pm
You’re all slowly killing my childhood.
Also, I’m glad you did not put Atrocitus in that picture. He probably doesn’t have the gift of shame.
May 4th, 2010 at 4:18 pm
@PJ: t’s a bisexual word; it can go either way. Plus, “twice-weekly” wouldn’t look as good, and that’s all that matters.
May 4th, 2010 at 10:43 pm
excellent ora to outfit color match haley
May 5th, 2010 at 10:23 am
So was Atrocitus’ boner just too ‘raging’ for a mere notebook?
May 5th, 2010 at 12:16 pm
PJ – Dylan made the awesome banner, so you’ll have to get him to change it if you think it’s wrong.
May 5th, 2010 at 3:23 pm
Am I the only one who hears Mogo’s voice as Moses from South park? I guess it would be more accurate to say the Master Control Program from Tron.
May 7th, 2010 at 3:32 am
I don’t know you, PJ, but I’m sure you’re a fine fellow. We, however, are on opposite sides of the fence regarding this whole “bi-weekly/bi-monthly” thing. Just as there are two definitions for both (bi-weekly meaning twice a week and bi-weekly meaning twice a month AS WELL AS bi-monthly meaning twice a month and bi-monthly meaning every two months) there are two schools of thought. I just happen to be in the other school of thought and I just happen to think we’re right and everyone else has just gotten used to being wrong and thinking they’re right. It’s like those people that say “nucular” instead of “nuclear” or “irregardless” when in actuality, irregardless is not a word. It’s just regardless. I’d love to stay and chat, but I’ve got a notebook to um…take notes in.
May 7th, 2010 at 9:51 pm
Duder,
HI-EFFIN’-LARIOUS! Seriously, I laughed out loud(without the gay LOL)
What no Killowang jokes?
May 8th, 2010 at 2:20 pm
Okay, this whole semi-weekly/bi-weekly/bimonthly thing is stupid. Not the argument, but that there can be an argument. That’s bad communication. I say we throw biweekly right out and adopt new words. From now on, “twice a week” is “tweekly,” and “twice a month is “fortnightly,” and twice a month is “partilunarcyclical.”
Please update your dictionaries.
May 8th, 2010 at 5:12 pm
Or people could stop being Grammar-Jerks and just visit the site daily like I do.
May 8th, 2010 at 7:28 pm
Once again, Maxtothemax is the voice of reason.
May 9th, 2010 at 2:54 pm
I’m sure there’s a Blue Balled Lantern joke somewhere in here, but I’ll be damned if I know what it is.
May 10th, 2010 at 2:37 pm
Blog post that followed the comic was the greatest thing I’ve read
May 11th, 2010 at 9:15 pm
Not pictured: Atrocitus giving new meaning to having a ‘raging hard-on’.
May 11th, 2010 at 10:27 pm
Two raging Atrocitus boner comments. I think our work is done.
May 17th, 2010 at 4:11 am
No one let Mogo near the Grand Canyon!