March 27th, 2010
The Krypton Kid
I think we’re a little overloaded with all the DC stuff lately. Monday, another comic about a boner. That’s cool, right?
Speaking of boners, our buddy Thomas would get one if you went to his site and bought some of his stuff! Imagine that, the power to give a guy a boner is in your hands.
Somebody make that joke, please.
March 27th, 2010 at 7:22 pm
Does this mean that when I’m your age, Dr. Light will get even darker and rapier?
As in more rape-prone, not the sword. He shouldn’t get a cool sword.
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March 27th, 2010 at 9:24 pm
Whoa, quite the vocabulary on the youngster. Adding to my theory that he’s really a 40 year old in his mom’s basement, pretending to be a prodigy.
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March 27th, 2010 at 9:32 pm
That’s been my standing theory for a while. It doesn’t make his comic less good if it turns out he isn’t a prodigy.
Also, the power to give a man a boner is ALWAYS in ones hands.
There, I said it.
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March 27th, 2010 at 10:08 pm
For the last time you guys, “Maxtothemax” is not the same young Max that makes Mocktopus. We can have more than one young fan named Max.
“Maxtothemax” is Max Bachhuber.
The “Max” that makes Mocktopus is Max Huffman.
These boys deserve better than for you guys to not be able to differentiate between the two of them.
Maxxes, I apologize on their behalf.
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March 28th, 2010 at 2:08 pm
Oh man, sorry Max! I have made that mistake more than once. My bad. My very bad.
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March 28th, 2010 at 3:39 pm
Bah, you guys can never do enough DC.
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March 28th, 2010 at 3:46 pm
It’s ok? I mean, the fact that I have enough Internet Fame from commenting here for y’all to have theories about me is pretty great in of itself. Also great: that Chris can spell my last name. Don’t worry, you can start confusing me with Max Huffman when I start a webcomic.
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March 29th, 2010 at 5:34 am
i’ve read so much “Blackest Night”….I now think that I’m black…
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March 29th, 2010 at 7:32 am
I’m going to continue to refer to MaxtotheMax as Max Huffman out of my bizarre sense of irony.
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March 29th, 2010 at 7:33 am
heh heh, rape-ier. heh heh.
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March 29th, 2010 at 7:51 am
Classic comic, guys.
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March 29th, 2010 at 5:15 pm
Rapier is the most clever thing that’s ever been on this site. How does that feel, Curt and Chris? Does it hurt deep down inside? I hope it does.
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March 29th, 2010 at 9:00 pm
rapier – 1. (noun) : a straight 2-edged sword with a narrow pointed blade
2. (adjective) : extremely sharp or keen
3. (adjective) : condition in which an individual is more prone to commit rape
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March 29th, 2010 at 9:01 pm
damn it. html messed up my joke
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March 29th, 2010 at 10:05 pm
What the cuss, Thomas.. I’m going to change all those links to your sale to lead to our store instead.
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March 30th, 2010 at 8:52 am
You could link them all to my sale!
(Now it is time to make a sale)
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March 30th, 2010 at 11:46 am
Oh, I didn’t tell you? I start every morning with a tall cool class of Hatorade. ‘S how i roll.
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March 30th, 2010 at 11:46 am
Glass as well. Damnit. See what karma does to haters? Makes us look foolish.
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March 31st, 2010 at 2:31 pm
Just tasteless enough to be totally awesome.
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