Stun Fun!
January 30th, 2010

Stun Fun!

A lost ‘What If?’ to add to the canon.

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  1. MaxtotheMax

    Holy crap, this is hilarious. Couldn’t Frank Miller write this story?

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  2. FekketCantenel

    We just sat through Spiderman 2 (albeit with Rifftrax). I wish we had just read this comic instead.

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  3. chrishaley

    FekketCantenel – Weird coincidence, I was planning on watching that tonight (the Rifftrax version, I mean).

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  4. lynn

    At first I was like “Why is he not yelling “Hey, stop that guy!”" and then I read on and did a laugh that I was glad noone was around for. To your credit my laugh was maybe even funnier that the strip. I hope that sounded like a compliment.

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  5. MartiniManJoe

    Love how u Ditkoed this Haley….made me do a double take….is the moral lesson of this strip that we can solve all problems with tasers????….well i for one agree

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  6. Gavin

    Awesome! (and i love the color in panel 3)

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  7. PeterV

    I just looked thru the store and that Flash Fact t-shirt might be the greatest way to break-up with a person, EVER.

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  8. Rai

    At first I thought “well, it would have been easy for Spidey to stop him either way, the point was that he was too self absorbed to bother”, but then I remembered all those stories of cops tasering suspects for no good reason and realized the lesson here was that “Tasers are so tempting to use, they can motivate even the laziest douchebag into civic action.”

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  9. Markus Seaberry

    Wow, I almost want to read a comic based on this concept. It could be the reverse of that DC Elseworlds story “The Nail”. This will be “The Taser”.

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  10. Pj Perez

    This is my new favorite.

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  11. Pj Perez

    DON’T TAZE ME SPIDER-BRO!

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  12. Pj Perez

    (I am gonna comment the fuck out of this strip)

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  13. Jeff

    I can’t stop laughing at this. I love the tasing panel. Love it.

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  14. chrishaley

    Rai – You are now are new favorite commenter from the Valiant Universe.

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  15. Nathan

    oh so this is basically if Pete had Jessica’s powers?

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  16. The Real Derek

    But he would have to have pockets to keep it in. Let’s see, pants? No, that’s just silly. A backpack? Lame. Oooo, ooo, I’ve got it! A baby blue hoodie with the sleeves ripped off, and the spider logo on it! Soooooo good.

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  17. Larry Koopa

    Derek – I rofl’d.

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  19. chrishaley

    Note: This strip has been sold.

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  20. surly

    that is really mean

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