Death Panels
November 21st, 2009

Death Panels

I want to type something crazy here but the Levi Johnston Playgirl photos just came out and I can’t waste the bandwidth making a wacky comment about Obama and the Black Lanterns.

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  1. chrishaley

    April’s response to this comic : “I am confuuuused tell me why it is funny!”
    But imagine that in a half excited, half whining voice.

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  2. Larry Koopa

    It’s funny because he’s black! [/irony]

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  3. martinimanjoe

    man u guys never do jokes about obama being black thats awesome

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  4. chrishaley

    I’m beginning to wonder if anyone ever gets the jokes we intend.

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  5. MaxtotheMax

    Nobody understands satire anymore, Chris Haley. All they want is jokes about hooded sweaters and Charlie Brown. I appreciated it, for what its worth.

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  6. Brian

    Second thing I thought of, after I got the joke – “JOE MARTINI, WHITE LANTERN OF SECTOR 2814, YOU ARE NEEDED…”

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  7. JS Partisan

    Oh that’s freaking funny. Damn death panels bring about the black lanterns. Down right shameful. Oh yeah, Joe Martini is needed to handle this delicate situation.

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  8. chrishaley

    This has become a crazy/awesome thing, because you guys are talking about the character “Joe Martini”, but Joe is a real dude in our actual lives, so it’s like.. okay, I’m a little too tired to express myself clearly, but there is this weird life=art=life thing going on that I am excited about.

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  9. Joel Priddy

    Also, Chris, you may now own the copyright to Joe’s character and likeness. So you can sue him for posting pictures of himself on facebook.

    Okay, not really, but you can probably bluff him out of a couple rounds of beer, if he doesn’t read the comments.

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  10. martinimanjoe

    im laughing so much right now….i dont even know what to type….this is gonna end up like Jay and Silent Bob strike back
    “WHITE LANTERN GO!”

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  11. Pikachu

    What are those things bouncing around? Pok├ęballs?

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  12. Brian

    Yes. They’re dreadful pok├ęballs of unfathomable darkness, made with one terrible purpose: to put the world in a deathless embrace, and “catch ‘em all”.

    FOREVER.

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  13. Nathan

    ahahaha almost got kicked out of the library

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  14. Arval

    Obama’s Blackest Night NICE!

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