Guest Strip Week : Part 1
Our first ever guest strip comes to us (and thusly, you) courtesy of our “good” “friend”, Derek Stiles.
We both think he did a bang up job, and joking aside, we thank him for doing us proud.
Take it away, D-Styles..
“Why does Curt have a gold cellphone but dress the walls of his jet in pedestrian steel?” you may ask yourself. First: gold is far too heavy for aircraft construction, and second: that, my friends, is not steel, but solid platinum.
And for those who would wonder why Max Mercury is surrounded by a backdrop from a Doors video, I believe the psychedelic nature of the Speed Force is well documented.
Confident that I have nipped any future criticism in the bud, I now thank Joe Martini for knowing who the hell Max Mercury is (sorry Johnny Quick, maybe next time), and of course the normal generators of this strip, Curt and Chris, for letting me draw some pictures on their digital wall. It was very difficult not to make a gay and/or dick joke about you while doing so.-Derek
August 18th, 2009 at 4:12 pm
Liked the guest strip, and the inclusion of Max Mercury.
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August 18th, 2009 at 4:23 pm
good job D styles……curt does love him some blow scotch and money…..and just to be fair without Max Mercury, Bart Allen would not be as bad ass as he is!!!!
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August 18th, 2009 at 11:32 pm
The time to buy is when there is blood in the streets.
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August 19th, 2009 at 5:20 am
i need a chair with buttons like those
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August 19th, 2009 at 10:16 am
Joe Martini: I believe that is a “Blow Jobs” Button if I am not mistaken. I am sure a Blow button would be nice, but given a choice? C’mon!
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August 19th, 2009 at 11:04 am
Did I miss when Curt became Ryan Seacrest?
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August 19th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
Vanessa have u hung with Curt on a Saturday night?….he always makes a memphis snow storm up in his nose!!!
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August 19th, 2009 at 3:19 pm
I don’t doubt that Curt is a blizzard master, however, it is a blow job button, which I would think is preferable.
Are you saying you prefer the former? Because that means I am going to have to rethink your Christmas present.
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August 19th, 2009 at 6:58 pm
considering max mercury is quite occupied, i think it’s obvious who’s job it is to do the blowing, and i don’t think he’s gonna be too happy when he has to pause the DS. (there you go, derek. leave the gay/dick jokes to the commenters)
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August 19th, 2009 at 9:04 pm
I can’t believe I call you people my friends.
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August 19th, 2009 at 9:12 pm
April- Actually, the pilot puts the plane on auto and performs the duty. But it’s a clone of Chris, so it’s still just as gay. And dick related:D Ah, I miss you guys.
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August 19th, 2009 at 9:31 pm
I’m just wondering does Chris have any nifty buttons on his arm rest or is Curt the only one? I don’t know you personally Curt but from past comics you seem like the type to deprive Chris of any fun and keep all the blow jobs to yourself, and I mean that in the best possible way
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August 20th, 2009 at 12:26 am
Simply adorable.
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August 20th, 2009 at 2:42 am
it seems to me that chris’s “character” is probably anaware of a thing called “blowjobs.” As you will remember, true fans, he is not even really clear on the anatomy of a female. i am referring, of course, to the famous “pee-hole” strip.
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August 20th, 2009 at 6:08 am
It would have to be the pilot, White Lantern, that performs the duty. Curt is way too smart to let anyone with the Speed Force near his junk. It could get ugly.
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August 20th, 2009 at 6:32 am
dont drag White Lantern in this Brian!
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August 20th, 2009 at 9:50 am
I totally hate Curt.
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August 20th, 2009 at 10:11 am
Wow, you guys.
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August 20th, 2009 at 10:36 am
I would be Chris’s BJ button 4realz.
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August 20th, 2009 at 10:50 am
Can I draw the next strip….u guys would love it
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August 20th, 2009 at 11:32 am
I love all of this.
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