It’s true.

Okay folks, apparently some of you seem to be having trouble understanding that the Curt and Chris in the comic are cartoon characters.
For instance, often times in real life, I wear glasses to help me see better, while cartoon Chris does not.
Other times, cartoon Curt and Chris hangout outside in the sunshine, while in real life I don’t think this has ever happened.
Also, to the best of our knowledge, neither Curt nor myself have ever been mauled to death by a tiger or Evan Dorkin in real life.
Finally, I would like to clear the air once and for all about Curt and I’s relationship status.
No, we are not gay or gay together, but we do both have girlfriends and now is as good a time as any to introduce you to them..
I’d like you all to meet my girlfriend, Red Girl Link, and Curt’s girlfriend, Blue Girl Link.
Hopefully this clears everything up and you can get back to enjoying our peehole and Twilight jokes.


July 30th, 2009 at 10:32 am
I, for one, have put my fears to rest. You’re good, indoor-dwelling, Link-loving Americans. As it should be.
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July 30th, 2009 at 10:39 am
um. i think the one in blue is a guy
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July 30th, 2009 at 10:52 am
this actually curt and chris in drag i should know someone has to wear the Zelda coustume
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July 30th, 2009 at 11:46 am
this has been most enlightening
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July 30th, 2009 at 1:47 pm
can i have the green one?
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July 30th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
I like how you have decided to use David Cross to demonstrate your emotions on this subject.
However, I am disappointed to realize that Curt has just been avoiding me and not killed by Death Book.
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July 30th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
next you’re going to tell me real life Nightwing eats fritos in his tidy whities.
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July 30th, 2009 at 5:13 pm
this is the sound of real-chris’ action figures being thrown out into the tornado.
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July 31st, 2009 at 7:03 am
Red Girl Link is cute as a button!
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July 31st, 2009 at 10:58 am
@ april:
that should have been one of my favorite sounds today on the facebook.
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August 2nd, 2009 at 10:11 pm
Both very hot. Way to score a pair of manic pixie dream girls.
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August 9th, 2009 at 8:31 am
The blue one looks like Connor from Angel
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