It’s true.

wtfuck?!
Okay folks, apparently some of you seem to be having trouble understanding that the Curt and Chris in the comic are cartoon characters.

For instance, often times in real life, I wear glasses to help me see better, while cartoon Chris does not.
Other times, cartoon Curt and Chris hangout outside in the sunshine, while in real life I don’t think this has ever happened.
Also, to the best of our knowledge, neither Curt nor myself have ever been mauled to death by a tiger or Evan Dorkin in real life.

Finally, I would like to clear the air once and for all about Curt and I’s relationship status.
No, we are not gay or gay together, but we do both have girlfriends and now is as good a time as any to introduce you to them..

Our girlfriends.

I’d like you all to meet my girlfriend, Red Girl Link, and Curt’s girlfriend, Blue Girl Link.

Hopefully this clears everything up and you can get back to enjoying our peehole and Twilight jokes.

^ 12 Comments...

  1. MaxtotheMax

    I, for one, have put my fears to rest. You’re good, indoor-dwelling, Link-loving Americans. As it should be.

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  2. randy

    um. i think the one in blue is a guy

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  3. MartiniMan

    this actually curt and chris in drag i should know someone has to wear the Zelda coustume

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  4. atticus

    this has been most enlightening

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  5. Joey

    can i have the green one?

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  6. vanessa

    I like how you have decided to use David Cross to demonstrate your emotions on this subject.

    However, I am disappointed to realize that Curt has just been avoiding me and not killed by Death Book.

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  7. malpertuis

    next you’re going to tell me real life Nightwing eats fritos in his tidy whities.

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  8. april

    this is the sound of real-chris’ action figures being thrown out into the tornado.

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  9. Jim

    Red Girl Link is cute as a button!

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  10. vanessa

    @ april:

    that should have been one of my favorite sounds today on the facebook.

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  11. boylorne

    Both very hot. Way to score a pair of manic pixie dream girls.

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  12. Louis

    The blue one looks like Connor from Angel

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