Unnatural
July 28th, 2009

Unnatural

Here we are, hopefully back on schedule.

Also, this proposal goes out to all the ladies who camped out for Twilight at San Diego Comic Con. Don’t let those haters hate, they just don’t know about our timeless love.

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  1. atticus

    I think i just shit my and everyone elses pants’s in a two mile radius.

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  2. Evan

    Just noticed the umbrella made of money. Simply adorable.

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  3. MartiniMan

    so comic strip chris haley is single?????

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  4. Jim

    When Liefield did it, did he draw his prospective wife with enormous shoulders and ankles so thin that they couldn’t support Calista Flockhart?

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  5. Grace

    I do?

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  6. MaxtotheMax

    I think you just won webcomics forever.

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  7. april

    joe, it’s sort of how the jonas brothers have to pretend they don’t have girlfriends so as not to alienate their enormous tween fan-base. all the money he’s raking in from the comic could be in jeopardy if our relationship came out, so i understand.

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  8. itcomagic

    Haha. I love that you have to flip for getting engaged.

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  9. Markus Seaberry

    Another funny one. I was shocked at cartoon Chris Haley’s “single” status as well.

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  10. Joey

    but i thought even comic curt was gay?

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  11. Bonnie

    This is absolutely the best comic I have read in a very long time! I am sure Lynn will be along shortly to tell you the rest of my thoughts on it…

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  12. Pj Perez

    Come to Vegas, we’ll do a shotgun wedding where Elvis or Britney or whatever got married.

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  13. Dylan

    Yeah, you were right, Chris. This one’s great.

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  14. vanessa

    This comic is only partially fabricated. In real life, Chris Haley not single, however, in real life Chris Haley does wear a sweatband. All. The. Time. When do you wash that thing? Really. It’s gross.

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  15. malpertuis

    ewww.. I had a crush on comic Chris Haley, but that’s gross

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  16. Joey

    that’s not the real chris haley. there’s no 5 o’clock shadow. that’s an impostor, joe.

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  17. MartiniMan

    thats what im thinkin joey could be a skrull

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  18. Mike

    you’d better avoid direct sunlight, Chris, or your tattoos might fade….oops…nevermind…

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  19. Oldbenoutbythedunesea

    this.is.funny.

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  20. Lauren

    I’m sorry you guys, but my tween ass still thinks Robert Pattison (aka Twilight Vampire Guy AKA Curt) is totally dreamy.

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  21. chrishaley

    At what point did we say he wasn’t dreamy?

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  22. atticus

    curt is pretty dreamy, you’re right.

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  23. lynn

    Bonnie really enjoyed this one. she wanted you guys to know.

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  24. Curt

    Yeah, Mike, I was wondering why Chris doesn’t draw himself with tattoos.

    Why so lazy, Chris Haley?

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  25. Lestat

    One drunk chick says he looks “like that Twilight dude” and suddenly it’s a whole strip. Man, my computer’s being down really suck.

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  26. Elle Cee

    Oh, Curt. I completely and totally accept. (The viral marketing AND the proposal)

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