July 28th, 2009
Unnatural
Here we are, hopefully back on schedule.
Also, this proposal goes out to all the ladies who camped out for Twilight at San Diego Comic Con. Don’t let those haters hate, they just don’t know about our timeless love.

July 28th, 2009 at 9:23 pm
I think i just shit my and everyone elses pants’s in a two mile radius.
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July 29th, 2009 at 12:09 am
Just noticed the umbrella made of money. Simply adorable.
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July 29th, 2009 at 5:46 am
so comic strip chris haley is single?????
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July 29th, 2009 at 8:22 am
When Liefield did it, did he draw his prospective wife with enormous shoulders and ankles so thin that they couldn’t support Calista Flockhart?
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July 29th, 2009 at 9:15 am
I do?
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July 29th, 2009 at 9:22 am
I think you just won webcomics forever.
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July 29th, 2009 at 9:26 am
joe, it’s sort of how the jonas brothers have to pretend they don’t have girlfriends so as not to alienate their enormous tween fan-base. all the money he’s raking in from the comic could be in jeopardy if our relationship came out, so i understand.
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July 29th, 2009 at 9:29 am
Haha. I love that you have to flip for getting engaged.
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July 29th, 2009 at 9:34 am
Another funny one. I was shocked at cartoon Chris Haley’s “single” status as well.
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July 29th, 2009 at 9:40 am
but i thought even comic curt was gay?
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July 29th, 2009 at 10:57 am
This is absolutely the best comic I have read in a very long time! I am sure Lynn will be along shortly to tell you the rest of my thoughts on it…
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July 29th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
Come to Vegas, we’ll do a shotgun wedding where Elvis or Britney or whatever got married.
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July 29th, 2009 at 5:54 pm
Yeah, you were right, Chris. This one’s great.
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July 29th, 2009 at 6:33 pm
This comic is only partially fabricated. In real life, Chris Haley not single, however, in real life Chris Haley does wear a sweatband. All. The. Time. When do you wash that thing? Really. It’s gross.
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July 29th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
ewww.. I had a crush on comic Chris Haley, but that’s gross
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July 29th, 2009 at 9:47 pm
that’s not the real chris haley. there’s no 5 o’clock shadow. that’s an impostor, joe.
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July 30th, 2009 at 5:57 am
thats what im thinkin joey could be a skrull
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July 30th, 2009 at 8:20 am
you’d better avoid direct sunlight, Chris, or your tattoos might fade….oops…nevermind…
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July 30th, 2009 at 11:51 am
this.is.funny.
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July 30th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
I’m sorry you guys, but my tween ass still thinks Robert Pattison (aka Twilight Vampire Guy AKA Curt) is totally dreamy.
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July 30th, 2009 at 5:44 pm
At what point did we say he wasn’t dreamy?
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July 30th, 2009 at 10:01 pm
curt is pretty dreamy, you’re right.
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July 31st, 2009 at 2:32 pm
Bonnie really enjoyed this one. she wanted you guys to know.
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July 31st, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Yeah, Mike, I was wondering why Chris doesn’t draw himself with tattoos.
Why so lazy, Chris Haley?
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August 3rd, 2009 at 7:49 pm
One drunk chick says he looks “like that Twilight dude” and suddenly it’s a whole strip. Man, my computer’s being down really suck.
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June 29th, 2010 at 6:39 pm
Oh, Curt. I completely and totally accept. (The viral marketing AND the proposal)
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