Children of the Adam
April 1st, 2009

Children of the Adam

100% real Bible quotes.

110% Prof. X slaying a bunch of kids.

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  1. Ryan

    A Biblical classic. My uncle Dave used to quote this to my brothers and I when we’d start to get out of hand.

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  2. Joey

    righteous child slaying.

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  3. atticus jackson

    That is the most beautiful wheelchair ever.

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  4. Markus Seaberry

    Wow. That’s awesome and brutal at the same time.

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  5. vanessa

    amazing! I had to look up the passage.

    And I am sorry I ever doubted your word. Don’t sick bears on me.

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  6. Martiniman

    wish i could summon bears….that be a hell of a mutant power…….”Bears assemble!”

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  7. vanessa

    also, “children of the adam”

    awesome.

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  8. chrishaley

    As a note to the X-Nerds, those kids are Morlocks… in case you couldn’t tell.

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  9. chrishaley

    Atticus – I said to myself, “What would a wheelchair look like on The Flintstones?”

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  10. Rae

    Awesome. truly. Sometimes you just can’t make this stuff any funnier, and then sometimes you can.

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  11. Elliot

    I imagine this is why Jewish people set an extra place for Elijah at Passover, but not for Elisha. He dislikes your cooking, and suddenly – bears! Plus there’s that whole “cheap imitation” factor along the lines of Wolverine and Sabertooth…

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  12. Elliot

    I nominate Ezekiel 23:20 for the next installment.

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  13. april

    the LORD is kind of a dick.

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  14. chrishaley

    April’s comment is especially poignant given Elliot’s scripture suggestion.

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  15. Atticus Jackson

    Apparently god also knew that female bears are more violent than male bears. So kids, don’t mess with bitches.

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  16. ruthiedv8

    You never cease to amaze me.

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  17. lynn

    The bear in the foreground is somehow hilarious to me.

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  18. Dan

    I once read a translation that involved lightning, but I prefer she bears.

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  20. Jackson

    Dude, that was absolutely astounding. It is perfect on so many levels.

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