Batman D.I.C.K.
March 17th, 2009

Batman D.I.C.K.

To be continued…


  1. Joey

    man, curt is a total dick.


  2. Donnie

    That strip is what their relationship is really about. Tsk.


  3. chrishaley

    Donnie – Which part?


  4. Atticus Jackson

    Notice how batman’s phone is way cooler than spiderman’s.


  5. robin

    but why is spider-man reading “atlas shrugged”? i would think he’d hate ayn rand.


  6. chrishaley

    Robin – I can’t answer your question, but I CAN tell you that as per your request I started incorporating tags into the strips.


  7. diana

    man, so good. but part of me wishes spiderman was reading “the audacity of hope.”


  8. Joel Priddy

    Re: Atlas Shrugged.

    His Dad is Steve Ditko.


  9. Brian

    Speaking of which, Chris. Where the hell is the “Sailor Moon: Glue Monday” print I commissioned from you??? Hurry the hell up!!!


  10. jason

    funny ass writing curt.

    great looking strip today chris. really great looking spider-man.

    sincerely hoping the next strip is sailor moon covered in glue


  11. hellohappytime

    Hell keeps sounding more and more appealing.


  12. specialagentbutler

    Hey Curt & Chris! I’ve been reading for a bit now…thanx 2 Donnie! I really enjoy the strip and it motivates me to start my own! I love the BATMAN D.I.C.K. strip cos it features my 2 favs, but I was just wondering what happened to Spidey’s costume-webs in panel 2??? Was he soooo annoyed @ Bats that they jumped off the page!? Keep up the great work!;p


  13. april

    apparently in some spidey comics, especially older ones, the artist would leave out the webs either for effect or because they’re a bitch to draw. probably the latter. chris is either hella lazy or was going for some sort of homage.


  14. april

    (the year is 2030)
    man, i can’t believe “suck a million dicks in hell forever” replaced “goodbye!” remember when you two did that silly webcomic before curt got hired to write “batman: and the stone was rolled away,” and chris had to go to rehab for huffing glue? those were the days.
    miss you guys. come say hi to scarlett and the kids sometime. suck a million dicks in hell forever! <3


  15. dan

    bom-b-b-bom, b-bom-b-bom-bom, b-b-bom-b-b-bom, b-dang-d-dang-dang, d-ding-d-dong-ding gluue mooon


  16. chrishaley

    Dan, I don’t know who the fuck you are, but you are hilarious.


  17. Kevin Coll

    All i have to say is great!!! I mean truly brilliant!

    Batman is a Dick!


  18. Kevin Coll

    suck a million dicks in hell forever!!! nice !


  19. specialagentbutler

    Just being playful about the webs question…I know artists fudge the details sometimes…I’m one of them.;p


  20. april

    ah, yes. well i had the same question myself so i figured i would pass the information along!


  21. Friendly Neighborhood Illustrator

    Pretty sweet job on Spidey in that first panel.


  22. chrishaley

    Wow, thanks, Shane. That’s, obviously, very appreciated coming from you.


  23. Josh

    I like that Spider-Man is sitting around his house in-costume. I guess in the event that any Spider-Mannin’ needs to get done, he’s totally ready. I just hope he has a book mark handy.


  24. Larry Koopa

    I love that insult: “Suck a million dicks in hell forever.” I particularly enjoy the implication that one would suck a series of the same one million different cocks over and over again for the rest of eternity. It’s not just about knob-gobbling, it’s about monotony.


  25. Sandra

    Spider-Man read Atlas Shrugged in Ultimate Spider-Man.


  26. chrishaley

    Sandra – I promise we did not know that at the time we made this, but it is good to know nonetheless.


    Phill Reply:

    Chris, settle a dispute: The Atlas Shrugged is a Ditko reference, right? I see Joel Priddy answered already, but I’d like your version.


    chrishaley Reply:

    Whatever Joel Priddy says is always true.


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