Current mood: crazy
So I got sworn in today. Freezing cold out there. Cheney ran over my foot in his wheelchair and then grinned at me like he’s all “Sorry!” but I know he did it on purpose. w/e
Just kinda been gettin used to the place today. The kitchen’s pretty fail. They have this old Jenn Air island in the middle that it doesn’t look like anybody’s cleaned since Nixon. There was a Totino’s pizza bite under one the stovetop bars, black as hell and crispy like a cold Stella. Gross. I picked it up with some tongs and threw it at Michelle. lol
Still gotta do all my briefings and what not. I’m about half way through the second Twilight book so I might bring it with me and when they’re all like “Uhhhh wtf?” I’ll just be all “Hey, I’m the PoTUSA LOL” and what are they gonna do, embargo me?
Anyway, peace out my myspace friends