December 25th, 2008
Hurry up with the pennies, kid
LBFA official Christmas theme song: Christmas Shoes
Or you can watch it like I do every morning.
Possibly the most touching Christmas song about shopping and how important it is and how I don’t care if your mom is dying buy her a fucking gift what is this Russia?
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
C.R.E.A.M. GET THE PRESENTS
December 25th, 2008 at 6:14 pm
I knew I’d caught a glimpse of heaven’s love when I saw this strip. Yeah, way to wait til the last minute, kid. And nothing beats backup children choruses.
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December 26th, 2008 at 11:36 am
thank you jesus for that key change.
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December 26th, 2008 at 11:39 am
also, thanks for making him look like oliver twist.
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December 26th, 2008 at 11:40 am
and not including those teeth…cuz damn.
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December 27th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
What does “C.R.E.A.M. GET THE PRESENTS” mean?
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December 27th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
lynn’s straight up makin it look like you guys get traffic and shit
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December 28th, 2008 at 1:51 am
when did april get so ghetto?
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December 30th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
So Jesus like heelies? That makes sense, because he can heal himself after the twists his ankle on those things. You see shoes, I see lawsuit.
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December 30th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
So Jesus like heelies? That makes sense, because he can heal himself after he twists his ankle on those things. You see shoes, I see lawsuit.
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December 30th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Heelies take the pressure off one’s arches, which is vital for those suffering stigmata.
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January 3rd, 2009 at 9:12 am
CREAM stands for Cash Rules Everything Around Me, Chris. That was a Wu-Tang Clan song off their first album. In the hook they say, “CREAM, get the money”. Curt just flipped it and said “CREAM, get the presents”. This has been Markus Seaberry: Breaking down hip-hop for the misinformed since 1989.
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January 3rd, 2009 at 2:25 pm
Since Curt is too busy counting his money to help me with my easy to answer questions, I sincerely appreciate you taking the time to help me out, Markus.
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January 6th, 2009 at 2:04 pm
No problem. buddy. It’s one of my many talents. I do have a Bachelors in Communications, you know.
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January 6th, 2009 at 3:19 pm
marcus, maybe you could explain to me what chickenhead means. i have a bet going that it’s like when someone really metal bites the head off of a live chicken, or maybe they just like walking like a chicken, you know? i know i’m right.
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January 6th, 2009 at 4:49 pm
Stop being racist April or I will have to ban you.
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January 6th, 2009 at 6:10 pm
whatever curt, you stupid native american. i was just asking my black friend markus to break down some terminology for me.
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January 6th, 2009 at 10:37 pm
OH GOD THE RACISM BURNS
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January 7th, 2009 at 11:57 am
Okay, April, now I don’t know if you seriously wanted an explanation of the word or not. Either way, it’s cool, I didn’t know Curt was Native American.
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January 7th, 2009 at 12:59 pm
no, i was making a joke because i know how dirty the actual definition is and i always think it’s funny when someone is oblivious to some sexual reference. and then i made a second joke to be fake-racist. i guess it’s hard to be subtle with a keyboard.
also, i think curt is only like one-tenth native american but he likes to pretend it’s more because native americans are so cool.
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January 7th, 2009 at 2:12 pm
April, seriously. Stop. The. Racism.
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August 4th, 2011 at 7:27 pm
I’m assuming at this point, with how old this comic now is, that you’ve already seen this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq10bz3PxyY But just in case, I thought you might enjoy it.
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