Hurry up with the pennies, kid
December 25th, 2008

Hurry up with the pennies, kid

LBFA official Christmas theme song: Christmas Shoes

Or you can watch it like I do every morning.

Possibly the most touching Christmas song about shopping and how important it is and how I don’t care if your mom is dying buy her a fucking gift what is this Russia?

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

C.R.E.A.M. GET THE PRESENTS

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  1. brian

    I knew I’d caught a glimpse of heaven’s love when I saw this strip. Yeah, way to wait til the last minute, kid. And nothing beats backup children choruses.

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  2. lynn

    thank you jesus for that key change.

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  3. lynn

    also, thanks for making him look like oliver twist.

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  4. lynn

    and not including those teeth…cuz damn.

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  5. chrishaley

    What does “C.R.E.A.M. GET THE PRESENTS” mean?

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  6. april

    lynn’s straight up makin it look like you guys get traffic and shit

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  7. lynn

    when did april get so ghetto?

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  8. Markus

    So Jesus like heelies? That makes sense, because he can heal himself after the twists his ankle on those things. You see shoes, I see lawsuit.

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  9. Markus

    So Jesus like heelies? That makes sense, because he can heal himself after he twists his ankle on those things. You see shoes, I see lawsuit.

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  10. Joel Priddy

    Heelies take the pressure off one’s arches, which is vital for those suffering stigmata.

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  11. Markus

    CREAM stands for Cash Rules Everything Around Me, Chris. That was a Wu-Tang Clan song off their first album. In the hook they say, “CREAM, get the money”. Curt just flipped it and said “CREAM, get the presents”. This has been Markus Seaberry: Breaking down hip-hop for the misinformed since 1989.

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  12. chrishaley

    Since Curt is too busy counting his money to help me with my easy to answer questions, I sincerely appreciate you taking the time to help me out, Markus.

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  13. Markus

    No problem. buddy. It’s one of my many talents. I do have a Bachelors in Communications, you know.

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  14. april

    marcus, maybe you could explain to me what chickenhead means. i have a bet going that it’s like when someone really metal bites the head off of a live chicken, or maybe they just like walking like a chicken, you know? i know i’m right.

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  15. Curt

    Stop being racist April or I will have to ban you.

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  16. april

    whatever curt, you stupid native american. i was just asking my black friend markus to break down some terminology for me.

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  17. Atticus Jackson

    OH GOD THE RACISM BURNS

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  18. Markus

    Okay, April, now I don’t know if you seriously wanted an explanation of the word or not. Either way, it’s cool, I didn’t know Curt was Native American.

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  19. april

    no, i was making a joke because i know how dirty the actual definition is and i always think it’s funny when someone is oblivious to some sexual reference. and then i made a second joke to be fake-racist. i guess it’s hard to be subtle with a keyboard.
    also, i think curt is only like one-tenth native american but he likes to pretend it’s more because native americans are so cool.

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  20. Curt

    April, seriously. Stop. The. Racism.

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  21. Jared Vegas

    I’m assuming at this point, with how old this comic now is, that you’ve already seen this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq10bz3PxyY But just in case, I thought you might enjoy it.

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