L4D – A Man and his Master Sword
Short explanation: Left 4 Dead is a video game where four survivors must work together to confront the zombie apocalypse. I think that’s all the information necessary to understand the comic.
When Chris sent me this strip, I grew a little concerned that he was making fun of me.
I own a genuine replica Master Sword from the Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening. It even has a close approximation of my video game sensei Shigeru Miyamoto-chan’s signature on the hilt. Of course, Chris wouldn’t know this because my mom hid it from me after I used it to do an “honor cutting” on my eight year old cousin last Christmas. My wrath is spared, Chris. This time.
What really gets me is him making fun of my old, easily swarm-able wooden door. The poor door has been through tough times, so for Chris to draw it with the tensile strength of Strom Thurmond upsets me on a level usually reserved for any time in a movie where a dog dies.
Making fun of me is fine, Chris. I’ve come to expect it. I can still keep my chin at a noble altitude. But please, next time, leave my sword and my door out of it.

November 18th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
That door was a complete piece of shit anyways. I told you to replace it.
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November 18th, 2008 at 12:32 pm
It is important to note that the character in today’s strip is NOT supposed to be Curt.. but that does not mean that Curt’s door does not suck.
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November 18th, 2008 at 12:32 pm
Curt’s door sucks.
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November 18th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
Also, the idea of ME making fun of Curt is hilarious because of life.. and facts.
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November 18th, 2008 at 7:24 pm
“…the tensile strength of Strom Thurmond…” is poetry.
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November 19th, 2008 at 10:02 am
Jeez, Joel.
As though I don’t have enough trouble fitting in the same room with Curt’s ego as is.
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November 19th, 2008 at 11:52 am
*cough*
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November 19th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Sean, please do not spread your germs here.
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November 20th, 2008 at 11:54 am
I heard rumors of 3 comics this week? Can this be verified?
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November 20th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
It is true.
The 3rd will be up on Saturday as some kind of special weekend treat.
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January 10th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
ooh, am i the lesbian roommate everyone is afraid of? pleeeease?
have you ever thought of keyword tagging your strips? as more develop, it’s harder for me to find specific ones and send them in gchats to my friends.
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January 10th, 2009 at 7:11 pm
Robin – I’ll talk to Curt about seeing if that’s a possibility. Until then though, the easiest way I’ve found to sort through the strips in a hurry is by clicking on the “Comics” link under “Categories” over on the right hand side. That brings up smaller versions of the comics that are a little quicker to go through.
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January 10th, 2009 at 7:12 pm
The “Search” feature also works to a degree.
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June 23rd, 2009 at 8:11 am
[...] in the Family Circus operating a torture dungeon? Eh, trying too hard. Some long text passages in two separate strips about the Left 4 Dead video games? Having never played the games, perhaps I just [...]
August 25th, 2010 at 9:04 am
lol the door sucks but if used right he could get out i mean he has a samurri sword but -_- watever cough…
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May 30th, 2012 at 8:35 pm
déboucheur bruxelles…
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