Death be not proud unless he wins that chess match, then he’s insufferable
November 11th, 2008

Death be not proud unless he wins that chess match, then he’s insufferable

Ok, yeah, he’s dead. I’ve got time for a few question. You, lady with the pink nose.

“Elena Durnham, MSNBC. Is it true Chris Haley was murd-”

Yeah, gonna have to cut you off, Gallagher’s here to perform and he’s on a tight schedule. Mrs. Haley, please put this rain slicker on, Chris wouldn’t want you getting seeds all in your veil.

Sean, cue up the Sloan CD.

What? Well, where is it? Ok, plan B, there should be an Uncle Kracker tape in my front seat. It’s a little worn out but I think the first track is mostly audible, just grab that.

Gallagher, everything cool? Chill out dude, told you not to take those pills. Yeah, man, everybody loves you, you’re a huge star, this is going to be fine!

Alright everyone, don’t forget the reception is at Cici’s Pizza, so let’s mourn this guy and then get all the ‘za we can eat – dibs on the chocolate dessert pizza, nobody fucking eat the dessert pizzas before me.


  1. Sean

    Uh…couldn’t find the Uncle Kracker. How about this Candlebox mix cd instead. Can I get dibs on the apple dessert pizza?


  2. chrishaley

    That actually is my Candlebox CD, so if you could just make sure to put that in the coffin with me when Gallagher is done.


  3. Sean

    You’re supposed to be dead. Is this all an insurance scam?


  4. april

    ok, so seriously. i was told i’d be reimbursed for the nascar balloons and the baskin robbins shark cake, curt. i woulda made that shit myself.


  5. joey

    please tell me the tombstone will be in comic sans as well, possibly in red.


  6. thechrishaley's ghost

    What I meant was, “Thaaaaat CD is miiiiiiiiiiiiine.. soooo if you could just maaaake suuuuuuuure to put it in the coffin with meeeeee when Gaaaaaallagher is doooooooooone.”


  7. El Verde

    Loving it guys, keep it up. Every comic needs one where the main character dies. And then is inexplicably still alive next week.


  8. chrishaley

    I’m sure the fact that all three of our “storylines” so far have ended in one of us dying says more about us than we ourselves are even capable of understanding.


  9. Atticus Jackson


    Now we know how you could afford that $4.99 CiCi’s bill.


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    If I believe and clap my hands will you come back?


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    I’m going back and rereading the strips at work. I love the Rob Liefeld refrence.


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