Death be not proud unless he wins that chess match, then he’s insufferable
Ok, yeah, he’s dead. I’ve got time for a few question. You, lady with the pink nose.
“Elena Durnham, MSNBC. Is it true Chris Haley was murd-”
Yeah, gonna have to cut you off, Gallagher’s here to perform and he’s on a tight schedule. Mrs. Haley, please put this rain slicker on, Chris wouldn’t want you getting seeds all in your veil.
Sean, cue up the Sloan CD.
What? Well, where is it? Ok, plan B, there should be an Uncle Kracker tape in my front seat. It’s a little worn out but I think the first track is mostly audible, just grab that.
Gallagher, everything cool? Chill out dude, told you not to take those pills. Yeah, man, everybody loves you, you’re a huge star, this is going to be fine!
Alright everyone, don’t forget the reception is at Cici’s Pizza, so let’s mourn this guy and then get all the ‘za we can eat – dibs on the chocolate dessert pizza, nobody fucking eat the dessert pizzas before me.
November 11th, 2008 at 9:28 am
Uh…couldn’t find the Uncle Kracker. How about this Candlebox mix cd instead. Can I get dibs on the apple dessert pizza?
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November 11th, 2008 at 9:44 am
That actually is my Candlebox CD, so if you could just make sure to put that in the coffin with me when Gallagher is done.
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November 11th, 2008 at 9:55 am
You’re supposed to be dead. Is this all an insurance scam?
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November 11th, 2008 at 10:47 am
ok, so seriously. i was told i’d be reimbursed for the nascar balloons and the baskin robbins shark cake, curt. i woulda made that shit myself.
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November 11th, 2008 at 11:58 am
please tell me the tombstone will be in comic sans as well, possibly in red.
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November 11th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
What I meant was, “Thaaaaat CD is miiiiiiiiiiiiine.. soooo if you could just maaaake suuuuuuuure to put it in the coffin with meeeeee when Gaaaaaallagher is doooooooooone.”
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November 12th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
Loving it guys, keep it up. Every comic needs one where the main character dies. And then is inexplicably still alive next week.
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November 12th, 2008 at 7:12 pm
I’m sure the fact that all three of our “storylines” so far have ended in one of us dying says more about us than we ourselves are even capable of understanding.
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January 5th, 2009 at 8:57 am
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June 23rd, 2009 at 7:13 am
[...] whatever images Chris Haley threw in the panels. I’m sure everyone and their brother has done a joke about Comic Sans, but throwing in a jab at Rob Liefeld’s much mocked Captain America drawing to up the ante? [...]
March 20th, 2010 at 9:19 pm
If I believe and clap my hands will you come back?
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August 26th, 2011 at 7:07 pm
I’m going back and rereading the strips at work. I love the Rob Liefeld refrence.
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