Like sands through the hourglass, this is boring and taking too long
This is an alternate version of our Election Day strip, conceived and done up proper by Chris with nary a fingerprint of my own to be seen on it, hence its high trend towards inaccuracy. Let’s take a look at everything he got wrong.
1. I would never watch TV with Chris for more than two panels.
2. I would kill myself or everyone else before saying “meh,” whichever is more likely to be doable from my couch.
3. It is true that I did not vote, chief reason being that I was too busy changing my Facebook status to variations of Nobama and McLame. (For the record I should say I was only changing the cases of the letters in the words, NoBamA, mClAME, etc.)
4. Forgot where I was going with this, so let’s just take this opportunity to thank April Steele for the awesome coloring help she’s provided us with. Thanks, April! You have good skin! (My mom told me to say the skin thing, girls enjoy hearing that shit, I guess.)
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November 5th, 2008 at 10:15 pm
thank you, curt! i thought you’d never notice my radiance.
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November 5th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
also, i’d just like to take this oppurtunity to give a big internet fist-bump to the two most ballin’est dudes ever to grace the white house.
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November 5th, 2008 at 11:06 pm
We’re supposed to be watching TV?
I thought we were staring at a bug zapper or like one of those neon beer signs or a lightsaber or something.
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November 6th, 2008 at 11:00 am
Didn’t you also change your FB status to something about voting for a velociraptor? How ironic, considering that Michael Crichton died the next day, he who brought velociraptors to life on the big screen.
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November 19th, 2008 at 5:09 pm
http://www.newser.com/story/42859/meh-add-it-to-the-dictionary.html
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