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Not sure how Old West prostitutes and 70′s maverick cops with a penchant for ankle straps are supposed to vote. God damn America indeed.

This is an alternate version of our Election Day strip, conceived and done up proper by Chris with nary a fingerprint of my own to be seen on it, hence its high trend towards inaccuracy. Let’s take a look at everything he got wrong.

1. I would never watch TV with Chris for more than two panels.

2. I would kill myself or everyone else before saying “meh,” whichever is more likely to be doable from my couch.

3. It is true that I did not vote, chief reason being that I was too busy changing my Facebook status to variations of Nobama and McLame. (For the record I should say I was only changing the cases of the letters in the words, NoBamA, mClAME, etc.)

4. Forgot where I was going with this, so let’s just take this opportunity to thank April Steele for the awesome coloring help she’s provided us with. Thanks, April! You have good skin! (My mom told me to say the skin thing, girls enjoy hearing that shit, I guess.)

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My ‘c’ key was broken when I typed out that headline, sorry guys, hope it makes sense.

This is a mash-up of ‘Sam and Max’ and ‘Uzumaki’. Both are comics I have a great fondness for. Please, enjoy. Or don’t. I don’t know what I’d do if you didn’t enjoy it, though. It’s not like I can give you your time or money back. So, remember, it’s in your best interest to enjoy this because you gain nothing from hating it!

Click on the pictures and say “reggib” out loud to magically change their size to something more legible.