Issue #1 page 11
October 28th, 2008

Issue #1 page 11

If only the editor at Marve would give me a shot. I would write about some HUGE boobs for the cover of my first issue. I would write about how chromium those boobs were. I would write about how it looked like the boobs were drawn by Stephen Platt. The boobs would be a first issue exclusive, with cameos by Spider-Man and Batman, each in the lower corners of the book just looking up at the boobs and going, “daaaaaaaaamn.”

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  1. chrishaley

    You misspelled “Marvel”.

    I’m just saying.. you know, if you want to go back and “most” correct that.

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  2. chrishaley

    You did that on purpose didn’t you?

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  3. brian

    Actually, the reason our store has a complete backlog of Genus is because Stephen Platt has drawn the last 45 issues or so. And believe me, no one, and I mean no one, can draw some Furry Boobs like the Plattmeister. Boobs that are supple, yet hairy, with a hint of minx, and the aroma of a barnyard. That dude is the bomb.

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  4. chrishaley

    Dear Brian,

    You have officially ruined the rest of my day (life?) with that mental image/smell combination.

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  5. Atticus Jackson

    Boobs will never be the same…

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